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The 691 Horsepower ?Tesla Model S P85D Does 0-60 In 3.2 Seconds

Elon Musk concedes that "the Internet is very good at figuring out secrets." So yes, the D in the Tesla Model S P85D stands for "dual" motor. Yes, it's the same system coming to the all-wheel-drive Model X. But here's what we didn't expect: 687 lb-ft of torque and a 0-60 MPH run of 3.2 seconds – a full second quicker than the standard P85.

Oh, and 1g of lateral acceleration. In other words, it's obscenely fast.3

Before I get into what it's like to be in one, here's the breakdown on what's been done and what's on offer.

The top-spec Model S, the P85D, comes in at $120k (with both the performance and tech packs required). That gets you two motors: the same biggie-sized one out pack in the standard P85, and then a smaller motor fitted up front. That new motor packs an additional 221 hp into the S, with the rear motor dolling out 470 HP, for a combined 691 HP. Plus a quarter mile time of 11.8 seconds (down from 12.6).

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That new motor, along with some associated electronics, puts the curb weight up by 291 pounds for a total of 4,936 pounds. Yes, that's heavy, but it also balances out the weight distribution to an even 50:50, allows 1 g of max acceleration (what other sedan is capable of that?), and the range penalty is 10 miles (275 v. 285). But that's on the top spec model. In the lesser specs it actually increases range.

The 85D (non-S) and 60D makes do with a combined 376 hp and 362 lb-ft. But in both cases, they get a 10 mile bump in range (295 and 225, respectively). And the reasons are simple.

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First, two motors means you've got one more motor for regen, sending additional power back into the battery pack for more range. Secondly, by optimizing the usage of each motor down to the millisecond depending on the traction available, Tesla's geeks have been able to tweak the software to use the right motor at the right time at the right speed, all to boost efficiency and performance.

Both cars also don't suffer the same weight penalty since they're each using the smaller motors, so overall tonnage is only up by 176 pounds, and 0-60 times have dropped by 0.2 seconds. To add the extra motor to each car brings the price up by $4,000.

Tesla is taking orders on all the D models tonight, with deliveries of the P85D happening before the end of the year and the standard 85 and 60 models coming in February.

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Tesla is still working on calibration, but I got a brief, spirited run in the back seat, and the results are – and kinda I hate admitting this – scary.

Acceleration runs don't freak me out. I've been in cars with over 1,000 hp manned by a competent driver, and I'm able to keep my cool. But something is different in the P85D. When the driver slams on the accelerator, my mind knows we're OK, but my body – for just a few tenths of a second – got freaked out. Maybe it was the torque or the blackened tunnel that we shot into, but there was the briefest moment of panic, which subsided as the twist of the motors started bleeding off.5

It's like nothing else I've ever experienced, and that includes a run in the electrically-augmented Porsche 918.

I caught Musk talking to another reporter before going for a ride, and he mentioned driving modes. Currently, there's Normal and Sport. But Musk wants to add another designation: Insane. "I'm serious," Musk says. I don't think he's overstating things.

-AWD
-FAST
-Coal rollers and mustang hooners are hilariously confused about what real torque is.
 
It's basically like putting huge Otis Elevator motors in a car, with a bunch of batteries. Also reminds me of slot car racing if they could run electricity on the drag strip. Then the car wouldn't need batteries and would go even faster.
 
So how long does it take to charge these toy cars up? I'm just trying to imagine if you have to go more than a couple hundred miles in a day. How much travel time is added?
 
I want the batmobile not this nerdy shit.

They're on it!

Musk also said that the updated autopilot technology will allow the Model S to self-park, parallel parking by itself or even pulling itself automatically into your garage. He also teased that on "private property" (or at least not on public roads), an autopilot-equipped Model S would even be able to pull out of a garage and navigate to where you're waiting for it to pick you up—evoking images of Michael Keaton's Batmobile.



So how long does it take to charge these toy cars up? I'm just trying to imagine if you have to go more than a couple hundred miles in a day. How much travel time is added?
The Supercharger is a proprietary direct current (DC) fast-charging station that provides almost 120 kW of power, giving the 85 kWh Model S an additional 150 miles (240 km) of range in about 20 minutes, or 200 miles (320 km) of range in about 30 minutes.
and superchargers are generally located next to restaurants, shops, etc. so you can eat or whatever while it charges
 
times any of you actually drive more than 290mi in a day? probably not often enough to bring this up as an argument when choosing a daily driver.
you boner killing fucks.

can we just bask in the AWD awesomeness for a bit? thanks.
 
if you compare a supercharger to a regular 220v hookup... Tesla on the 220v home charger will also need to be left charging overnight.

Honestly I would not hesitate on an electric. Even a cheaper one that could only go 150mi. For the random trip every few months I'd have no trouble trading cars w/ someone for the weekend. If it was a fucking rocketship like the Tesla then they would probably shell out some cash for the opportunity.
Most families have multiple cars anyway, this is hardly a realistic argument.
 
The Tesla is sick. I'd buy one tomorrow if I had $100k laying around.

I'd easily buy one over any big Merc or BMW, for sure.
 
score. i was pretty excited about the X being AWD, but really wanted the sedan in AWD. now I just need to live in a house where I can actually charge the thing. :( I have a small garage that won't fit the tesla and street parking is on the opposite side of the street. gg old seattle houses.
 
if you compare a supercharger to a regular 220v hookup... Tesla on the 220v home charger will also need to be left charging overnight.

Honestly I would not hesitate on an electric. Even a cheaper one that could only go 150mi. For the random trip every few months I'd have no trouble trading cars w/ someone for the weekend. If it was a fucking rocketship like the Tesla then they would probably shell out some cash for the opportunity.
Most families have multiple cars anyway, this is hardly a realistic argument.

My bike only gets 100 miles to a tank so it isnt an argument to me. $120k is though.
 
My bike only gets 100 miles to a tank so it isnt an argument to me. $120k is though.

Ok yeah but your bike takes 2 minutes to fill back up... surely you understand the actual argument.

Regardless, it's a non-issue for 99% of people. The 1% who constantly take road-trips in $100k sedans should probably buy an AMG instead.
 
yeah. it's a lot if you're comparing it to economy cars simply because electric. this is the wrong idea.

if you compare it to cars of similar performance it starts to look like a bargain.. Trying to match that acceleration will quickly have you looking at cars which are far less practical. And to me the all aluminum construction that won't rust is HUGE. Between that and the warranty this car will outlast every other car on the market. Other cars with aluminum/fiber construction? Still pretty rare. The Vette, Audi A8, and a handful of pricey exotics. The new vette admittedly looks nice. Audi too but it's a mechanical time-bomb. I've seen the timing chain replacement procedure and it haunts my nightmares.
 
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