Dangerdoggie
Veteran XV
There was a story sort of like this a few years back, dying kid wanted to have sex. The nurses all pitched in to buy him a hooker. 
Teen's dying wish for Cameron Diaz blow job not granted
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[HT]-drshoktar
Veteran XX
lets not split hairs here...whether or not the story is based on reality, the picture of the kid remains HILARIOUS!
^i know that guy
[HT]-drshoktar
Veteran XX
but do you know me when im hopped up on add meds? maybe ...
ugly monkey
Veteran X
uh that was dumb
Ciceron said:
hot in vanilla sky
El Mariachi
Veteran XV
Rabid Poop said:
she scared the fuck out of me in vanilla sky
because she was really convincing as the psycho chick
Mr Morten even made a special trip to Los Angeles, to try to talk to the movie star personally outside the premiere of Gangs of New York. "The crowds were ten deep," he said, "and I'm there yelling out to her from the back: 'Will you go down on my son please!', but she didn’t want to know."
Kerosene31
Veteran XV
Poor kid. I can see her not doing it, but some ho out there should have given the poor kid a hummer...
Kerosene31 said:
Ok, you do realize that this story isn't true, don't you?
That paper is essentially an Onion ripoff.
Unless, of course, you believe the other stories on there..like:
Unless, of course, you believe the other stories on there..like: