[stole my TV] I DONE BEEN ROBBEDED!

[Timmain]

So I come home tonight to discover someone took a crowbar to my front door, then proceeded to steal my 50" DLP, my Xbox360, all the associated games and my three bass guitars.

They left the Gamecube (who wants that POS anyway), all my books and every single one of my DVDs. I guess they didn't like my tastes in literature and crappy movies.

Ah well. At least all the pets are unmolested and they didn't take any of the computer equipment (very strange, that).

And oh yeah, obligatory NIGGA STOLE MAH TV!

 

[HomeSlice]

Sorry. I'll give it back after the post season.

 

[Android1]

that sucks...got home owners insurance??

 

[Urshilikai]

"nigga stole mah tv"

you could be famous on the interwebz

 

[MeSlayer]

wait, arent you black?

you cant pull the nigga stole yo tv bit!

 

[Stilgar]

Sucks.
Yeah - I hope you have homeowners or renters insurance.

 

[[Thrillhouse]]

ouch.What kind of basses?

 

[Orestes]

Not the bass guitars

This proves that they were very likely black, though...and probably laying down the boogie on your basses as we speak.

 

[Stilgar]

It's rare when the voice on XBL is, "negro."

 

[Skeletor666]

That fucking sucks I hate being violated

 

[Orestes]

I on the other hand love being violated.


?

 

[Killjoy]

do you contact law enforcement?

 

[BrokenWear]

so... you're posting after you've filed the police report right?

 

[SexxxGodSteve]

they did you a favor by taking your 360

the console sucks dick get a ps3

 

[VashioStampede]

just wait till

 

[Ruthven]

who would steal a 50" DLP?

 

[Timmain]

so... you're posting after you've filed the police report right?

Hell no I am still waiting for the popo to arrive.

 

[Timmain]

they did you a favor by taking your 360

the console sucks dick get a ps3

Meh, I think this was my cue to stop playing consoles. Maybe Gears 2 will change my mind.... but I get the sneaky suspicion I will be spending more time outdoors now.

 

[Timmain]

wait, arent you black?

you cant pull the nigga stole yo tv bit!

Alright then....

Obligatory WHITE TRASH CRACKA STOLE MAH TV!

 

[Timmain]

ouch.What kind of basses?

2000 Fender Acoustic
1980 Epiphone
and my baby
1970's era Gibson