should i go to a doctor?

[Beezlebub]

so yesterday i was taking a shit and i kinda felt like i pulled an ass muscle. well today i wake up and it feels like bubba broke in chloroformed me and fucking raped my asshole 12 times. sitting doesn't really hurt and theres no blood but getting up hurts like a bitch. walking hurts and every time i cough i feel like a 18 inch dildo is being shoved up my ass. i have not eaten yet because i'm actually afraid of how painful shitting might be in this state. so how serious does this sound should i go out get some hemoriod pain killer cream and tough it out or should i seek medical assistance.

PS how do fags take dicks in their asses and be ok with it when i feel this awful from straining during yesterday's shit.

 

[Spxnge]

nope ur fine

 

[Stilgar]

No...never see a doctor.
Ask TW!

 

[Benzer]

so yesterday i was taking a shit and i kinda felt like i pulled an ass muscle. well today i wake up and it feels like bubba broke in chloroformed me and fucking raped my asshole 12 times. sitting doesn't really hurt and theres no blood but getting up hurts like a bitch. walking hurts and every time i cough i feel like a 18 inch dildo is being shoved up my ass. i have not eaten yet because i'm actually afraid of how painful shitting might be in this state. so how serious does this sound should i go out get some hemoriod pain killer cream and tough it out or should i seek medical assistance.

PS how do fags take dicks in their asses and be ok with it when i feel this awful from straining during yesterday's shit.

You'll be fine. Just don't eat for a week or two to give your muscles time to heal.

 

[FOURSTAR]

metamucil
witch hazel
start getting exercise
sit in a warm bath for 20 minutes

fagit

 

[[MoM] Gort]

Nah, I'm sure that hernia will fix itself over time.

 

[Rayn]

sounds like you have an anal fissure.

 

[Goofy]

butts

 

[absent]

Nah, I'm sure that hernia will fix itself over time.

Mine did when I was younger.

Anyway, the question here is: how do you know what an 18-inch dildo being shoved up your asshole feels like?

 

[Boomerman]

You blew your O ring son!

 

[TimTheEnchanter]

butts

I chortled.

 

[solokatz]

if you have to ask

you probably should

 

[Fuzzy]

finger your asshole a few times a day, implement an extra finger when you feel you've gotten used to the amount you're already using, and stretch it out a bit until it feels better

my girlfriend's dad is a doctor and that's my advice on the subject

 

[ChewSpitt]

pics!

 

[TimTheEnchanter]

finger your asshole a few times a day, implement an extra finger when you feel you've gotten used to the amount you're already using, and stretch it out a bit until it feels better

my girlfriend's dad is a doctor and that's my advice on the subject

Are you saying your girlfriend's dad taught you how to finger her asshole?


...or his?

 

[CERVICAL-KREMS]

sometimes my pc muscle will cramp if i'm doing certain things

mother

fucking

GOD DAMN

 

[Fuzzy]

Are you saying your girlfriend's dad taught you how to finger her asshole?


...or his?

he taught me how to finger mine while showing me by fingering hers

 

[Plasmatic]

Nah, I'm sure that hernia will fix itself over time.

This. Relax and go have some more gay sex.

 

[Pagy]

sounds like you have an anal fissure.

i <3 kevin smith

 

[Beezlebub]

so after discovering a hard lump on my ass today i'm planning to go to the er today guess i should have gone when i first posted this. Oh and i haven't had a movement in 2 and a half days.