You can't deny yourself when you spawn into Scarabrea.
The floating bases make you horny.
You're suspended in the air on the floating base and it makes you want to pull off your pants.
But the daimond sword are nearby and you need to kill them before you jack off.
So you go to the vehicle bay where someone is saying their HPC is ready to go and waiting for passengers
and you fly
but as you approach the mid point tower a rocket turret slams a missle into the HPC
you fall and weep over your pilot comrade who lies dead in a pool of his own blood
blast the diamond sword, they got the tower before you
So you wip out your cock and it errects to the control node and when it touches it, your clock ejaculates seamen all over it as it turns the control from daimond sword to blood eagle - your faction
you love blood eagle and what it stands for but thats only because the player selection gave it to you be default
you consider yourself a boring person because of this and your right, you are a boring worthless peice of shit for not having preferences on skins and just going with what the developers forced you to choose when you first booted up tribes
but that wont stop you from slaying more daimond sword
they all have small dicks
and yours is epic
Scarabrea
hope you enjoyed my story
The floating bases make you horny.
You're suspended in the air on the floating base and it makes you want to pull off your pants.
But the daimond sword are nearby and you need to kill them before you jack off.
So you go to the vehicle bay where someone is saying their HPC is ready to go and waiting for passengers
and you fly
but as you approach the mid point tower a rocket turret slams a missle into the HPC
you fall and weep over your pilot comrade who lies dead in a pool of his own blood
blast the diamond sword, they got the tower before you
So you wip out your cock and it errects to the control node and when it touches it, your clock ejaculates seamen all over it as it turns the control from daimond sword to blood eagle - your faction
you love blood eagle and what it stands for but thats only because the player selection gave it to you be default
you consider yourself a boring person because of this and your right, you are a boring worthless peice of shit for not having preferences on skins and just going with what the developers forced you to choose when you first booted up tribes
but that wont stop you from slaying more daimond sword
they all have small dicks
and yours is epic
Scarabrea
hope you enjoyed my story