sarah beattie is the funniest twitter user

FireStorm! · Jul 10, 2014

and if she wasn't a girl she would probably have played tribes

https://twitter.com/nachosarah

Rurouni · Jul 11, 2014

Greedo909 · Jul 11, 2014

I love the end of Seven but probably not as much as chris martin

lol

cael · Jul 11, 2014

that shit sux

https://twitter.com/VoteMike2014

this is the real deal

hyung · Jul 11, 2014

nada · Jul 11, 2014

i lol'd

Federere · Jul 11, 2014

Not sure who that is but this was lol and so true

hey ladies are you having trouble finding a man well it's called a blowjob try it out

TheVoiceOfReason · Jul 11, 2014

I dunno, I get a tryhard vibe from her feed, but then that's most comedians in a nutshell.

Vanster · Jul 11, 2014

I smiled, and added her.

ElectroWaffle · Jul 11, 2014

She is funny. Now I want to eat steak and stare at asses.

Veniggs · Jul 11, 2014

not that funny

havax · Jul 11, 2014

someone should invite her to tw

sounds like she'd get along here

dibs · Jul 11, 2014

Vanster · Jul 11, 2014

hey vegetarians I just threw a piece of broccoli ON THE GROUND aw so sad is baby gonna cry

1teaminlondon · Jul 11, 2014

IM IN LOVE

MaxxCarnage · Jul 11, 2014

She'd be way funnier if she was a dude... and funny.

Infinite · Jul 11, 2014

i've seen your semen

Semantik · Jul 11, 2014

funny...

Jahoda Duck · Jul 11, 2014

hey guys who love ordering dessert I'm having sex with the dude at the next table who got two steaks and checked out my ass

AFireInAsa · Jul 11, 2014

"I call my feelings "titties" so guys will care about them"

lol