Public Restroom Walls

[aNimAL]

one time in highschool I drew a picture of my friend being dildo butt-fucked by this fat bitch in our class and hung it in one of the stalls. it stayed up all year and people drew other penises and butts near it

 

[Reggs]

In middle school, I was in the buidling at night with no one around after a school function, and I wrote "(my irl name) is hung like Unicron" on the girls bathroom wall.

 

[Osiris]

Those who write on bathroom walls
Roll their shit in little balls.
Those who read these lines of wit
Eat those little balls of shit.


Read that circa 1974, never forgot it.

that made me laugh out loud


might still be intoxicated

 

[ArakAtak]

Yeah I've seen a lot of that too, usually they'll go back and forth a couple of times and then someone will take a sharpie, scratch out everything and write "both of you shut the fuck up."

Also found a great poem on a stall wall:

Here I sit
Quite disheartened
Tried to shit
But only farted

That just makes no sense at all.

It is

Here I sit
Broken Hearted
Tried to shit
But only Farted

Sheesh - Kids nowadays!

Some come here to sit and think
Some come here to shit and stink
But I come here to scratch my balls
and read the bullshit on the walls!

 

[leetdemon]

LOL nice