[prizes] the ups lottery

I wish I had your luck with UPS. Every fucking time those assholes either a) "can't find my home" and I have to pick it up or b) leave that shit on my door instead of in the office like every other competent delivery service seems to be able to do.

Last month out of 10 deliveries 8 I had to pick up and 2 were left on my doorstep. And one package I ordered through them to NY wasn't able to be delivered for a week because they were crying about the weather ;[

I've seen those fuckers leave brand new boxes of laptops and PC's etc right out in the middle of nowhere for anyone to steal.
 
God I love the UPS girl. I had forgotten her. Now I'll have to imagine her nibbling my cock later when I'm subsidizing my wife's corn...
 
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