Poop fraud pun thread

[Fool]

I'm curious how she wound up with more charges than her #2.

 

[Plasmatic]

 

[Fool]

Hard to believe a year ago they were flush with cash.

 

[Brasstax]

That all went down the drain.
All that's left is a little peanut

 

[FiEND]

service you can smell

 

[Brasstax]

I guess they are feeling the squeeze now
At first their world cracked and now it has fissured
They made complete asses of themselves
Turd burglars
They are in deep swab
Poop has smeared their reputation
What a sticky shituation

 

[-SS-]

Ya gotta be shittin me

 

[ArakAtak]

That company got it so wrong, they are taking the piss.

 

[sehvi]

from the title i knew someone would be name dropping mitch and the fact that it's literally the first comment makes me proud to be a part of this beautiful community

 

[Chrom]

What a steaming pile of crap

 

[Dr Dance]

They didn't have their shit together.

 

[Plasmatic]

 

[Data]

The entire thing's a shitshow.

 

[Brasstax]

There is a time for straining and a time for restraining.