Poop browsing

[Loco-Raider]

I browse the internets while I poop. What do you do when you poop apart from the actual pooping?

 

[antifreeze]

i turn on caps lock when i pop a hemorrhoid

 

[euph]

eat

I like to stay at a consistent weight.

 

[placid]

brush my teeth or eat cheerios

 

[Loco-Raider]

I normally stop browsing at that point and cry it out.

 

[aNimAL]

Read video game manuals and toiletry ingredients, like in Kingpin

"New and improved, I read this already, you got any of that new mentident?"

 

[1slob18c1]

Poker or puzzle games on my sidewayzzz iPhone

 

[antifreeze]

actually when i shit i either crank up George Carlin on my computer in the other room, or if its a big turd i listen to slayer, or i play Air Control on my droid. ("i have a droid" post)

 

[Obibun]

got ebooks on my ipod that I'm slowly working my way through

 

[antifreeze]

ebooks make you read slower, meh

 

[mjoe]

read The Economist

 

[Obibun]

ebooks make you read slower, meh

lol wut

 

[antifreeze]

well the device is "painting the screen" that your eyes (without your knowledge) have to take time (in milliseconds) to understand while reading (which takes more time for your eyes to process) aka its a simple concept to understand lulwut...


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[Obibun]

well the device is "painting the screen" that your eyes (without your knowledge) have to take time (in milliseconds) to understand while reading (which takes more time for your eyes to process) aka its a simple concept to understand lulwut...


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yeah except everything you're saying is completely wrong and without any factual basis whatsoever

do you just believe everything the internet says or what

 

[antifreeze]

lol wut

 

[Loco-Raider]

Stop calling me at work kthx