Ode to the Member

Z

Zephirum

Veteran XV
I am a Member. Members are not permitted to learn the usage of photoshop, this is forbidden. Members are not permitted to search for interesting things on the internet, this is forbidden. Members are not permitted to have opinions, we are lowly stupid creatures who do not understand what we are talking about because we have not been subscribed to TW's forums as long as others. Members are not to create new threads without prior use of the search button, if you post a new thread on a discussion that was run over three years ago, you will be banned. Members are to bow before their Veteran masters, for we are young and foolish. If a Veteran-Veteran^4 (or someone with a custom title) informs us that we are wrong and they are right, this is surely the truth.

Of course, one could argue that there is a difference between true Veterans and Member^4's, but then one would be banned and a bounty placed on your head. That is, after all, how you get a Contributor tag.

Thank you. I wrote this a week ago, before I could post in here. I know I'm not supposed to use GD until I'm at least a Veteran^2, but I thought you guys would like this.

Link to the original.

I'm now ready for the Member:GD initiation ritual. Feel free to tear out my asshole and put it back in backwards.
 
the irony is that in an attempt to keep members from being ridiculed he just made an ass of himself.
 
I think this is a good thread because everythig you said is absolutely right


now shut the fuck up and go read one of my hilarious threads
 
Clearly your existence depends far too much on TW. Have you considered doing volunteer work with your free time?
 
Turqy said:
but no ones laughing with you. its a catch22, and unless you link to freeporn you will never be loved so long as your title is member.
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Thats something I came to terms with 2 minutes after reading GD for the first time
 
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