Oddest/Weirdest Places- Sex

Phenomenal

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Alright boys, Im sure im not the only one that's fucked a woman in a really twisted area or crazy ass place, so here goes. I have had sex on my gramothers washing machine in her house.. i was young at the time (bout 15)(Girl was 22) and was not about to let a chance to get laid go by, as this was how i lost my virginity. She was my sisters friend with a kid and was spending the night at my gramothers before moving away, (Sisters friend and gram were really close, sister would always bring her over, so after a period of about 15 years she called her gram, was always over, spending nights, etc.) i happened to show up, me and her smoked a blunt, and were chillen. She was pretty attractive, 5'4 about 125 pounds. but had small tits, but this did not create a problem for me at the time. Anyway sometime after smoking the blunt with her (You know when your high and sometimes you have more balls fucked up then you would sober?) Somehow i brought up the subject of porn and was hinting if she liked it or not (was pretty shy back then, i should have just said straight out "Bitch Suck my dick right here"") She commented if i ever needed a hand to let her know, I looked to my left and then to my right, and looked at her. The next thing i know my pants are down to my ankles with her on her knees on my gramothers cellar floor performing sensations i thought never existed. After that i pounded her every position possible on that washing machine, and had as much sex as a human can possibly endure in a night. We fucked from 11pm-6am on and off. I know it sounds mad fucked up , but its definatly something ill never forget. Losing your virginity on grammas washing machine. Anyway she left the next day and i never talked to her since..but that was a hell of a way to be introduced to sex.

But i digress, other odd places are on the side of my yard at night,
In one of my ex's fathers cars, and on a slide at night at the park, in my uncles camper, and on his truck windshield (me and my uncle dont get along and literally hate eachother, so i did it in spite ) Well..anyone else got anything? lol.
 
On mommies bed. :lol:
and.....
she catches you! ... Hahahahahah!


At night, in the car, parked right next to the church!
 
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I guess you could say I did it in the trunk of a car. My very first car was a Nissan Pulsar. It was a hatchback but it was tiny. The back seats were laid down, but there wasnt much room to work with.
 
4 yrs ago. in my room, Angie sitting in the adjacent sitting area... smoking crack...she could hear the gal moaning.

And she was way younger and prettier than her! Hahahahaha!
 
Backseat of a car while her friend was driving. End up at the main gate of NAS New Orleans. The guard asked for IDs then saw what was happening in the backseat. Saluted and let us pass.
 
Backseat in car has been done a billion times before. GF mounted me while I was driving down I-55. That was fun. She also attacked me outside a bar that was on a lake in Wisconsin. We fucked in the grass a couple hundred feet from the bar next to the lake. We were walking back to the cottage when she decided to have some fun. People walking passed us whistled.
 
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