My friend got me a pen that says pwn on it.

[ah1275]

See title.

It's a nice pen and it has "pwn" engraved on it. I just graduated from college and now I can impress everyone at my new job with my cool pen.

TW, what are my odds of impressing people?

 

[Metropolis]

shut the fuck up

 

[Apathy]

You're such a faggot, shut the fuck up.

 

[Redz15]

you should get a pen with "I5" engraved on it

 

[ah1275]

Would I still be a faggot?

 

[CERVICAL-KREMS]

LOCK YOUR BODY SQUIRREL

 

[Redz15]

GET OVER HERE SQUIRREL

SQUIRRELLLLLLLLLLLLL

 

[ah1275]

Nobody likes my pen? I thought it was neat.

 

[Frumpy Frampton]

You can write checks with it, you know, with your FUCKING CHECKBOOK

 

[TheGrudge]

You're friend wants people to laugh at you.

 

[Al'Muktar]

close regs

 

[ah1275]

Who uses a checkbook?

 

[skysnipe]

Why the fuck wouldn't you post pics with this? Epic failure. Now I imagine your pen as one of those shitty company pens that they buy in bulk with the plastic lettering.

 

[ah1275]

Your not you're.

I guess you guys are just too cool for this.

 

[Redz15]

no the way you wrote the OP invited flaming

you just arent cool enough for this

 

[ah1275]

I don't really want to find my digital camera. It's funnier to watch people post stupid shit 2 seconds into thread creation.

 

[ah1275]

Another fine example.

 

[Al'Muktar]

Why the fuck wouldn't you post pics with this? Epic failure. Now I imagine your pen as one of those shitty company pens that they buy in bulk with the plastic lettering.

you can shut the fuck up

you're twice as pathetic you maladjusted piece of shit

 

[-Dark-Angel-]

See title.

It's a nice pen and it has "pwn" engraved on it. I just graduated from college and now I can impress everyone at my new job with my cool pen.

TW, what are my odds of impressing people?

OFN

 

[skysnipe]

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