Most shameful wanking story ever

I'll post the link to the original author but I'll just paste the whole story here:

Original link: http://www.ubersite.com/m/121192

22 years of drug experimentation, alcohol abuse and, according to mum "a conga line of skanks falling out of your bedroom" has led my parents to not expect a vast amount from me in terms of good, or even acceptable, behaviour.

But a boring, hungover session at the computer led to a situation so horrific I can feel the blood flooding my cheeks as I write it, and led to what must have been mum's last shred of hope in me ever becoming anything good flying out the window.

Yesterday I was surfing tube8 for some handy masturbatory aids (midget hunchback men, right? Hurr durr...) and clicking between two different movies. Our internet had slowed to a crawl for whatever reason and I was becoming increasingly irritated at the apparent dislike the "little red worm of loading" had for moving to the right across my screen.

Every time I began to get into the flow of things the movie would stop and sputter like the actresses involved were having epileptic fits. The fact my audio jack is also fucking out led to an unusual syndrome where all I'd hear for 20 seconds was a muffled electric buzz before "FUCK MY NINETEEN YEAR OLD PUSSY" screamed out through the house at about 150 decibels.

As you can imagine, it was by no means ideal wanking conditions but, as with alcohol, the bad stuff is better than no stuff so I was doing what I could.

"Jesse gets hot fuck sandwich" froze again as it reached the meagre limit of its loading potential and I changed windows to see if "Sasha first time cumgoblin fuckstick extravaganza" had loaded (sometimes I think those redtube titles are created by a bot that just inserts the word "fuck" into everyday sentences. Seriously... "Bitch gets fuckbath she deserves", anyone?).

So I go to switch between windows when a flickery glob appears in the middle of my screen. I click at it angrily a few times and it disappears, so I forget about it instantly and continue what I was doing, which entailed pulling my penis and sweating, and sometimes both.

About 20 seconds of aggressive masturbation later and the sound resolved itself once more, but this time instead of the usual "I love your cock in my pussy!" exclamation it sounded like a harried and struggling voice calling my name.

"Peter. PETER!"

As if that wasn't offputting enough, the voice sounded familiar. Like, a very bad kind of familiar. Like, the kind of voice that says "Have a good day at school, dear!" or "I laid out your jammies and made you some toast, hun."

Mum?

I minimised both windows and it took me some five seconds to realise what I was seeing. At the end of ten seconds, I had learned a number of valuable lessons.

These lessons include:

1. When your mother calls you on Skype, the "Answer" button pops up on top of whatever windows are playing, but if it's a full screen video then the "Answer" button can be flashing and illegible.

2. When you enable webcam calling, the webcam engages as soon as the call is answered.

3. When your mother calls you, only to find you masturbating vigorously in a dark room to what sounds like the mutant offspring of an air conditioning unit and a transformer, she will have trouble looking you in the eye for the remainder of the call.

4. A fully erect penis can become flaccid in 0.2 seconds when shown a small image of its mother, looking pale and asking "What on EARTH are you doing?"

Having made all of these discoveries, I closed skype and sat on my computer, in some combination of horror, shame and precum. I put a shirt on and tried to return the call. Mum answered, but had disabled her webcam and could only manage "Call back when you're ready dear, I'm just going out". I haven't called back.

The look your mother gives you when she sees you masturbating on webcam is unlike any I have seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.

The moral of the story? There isn't one. I'm an idiot.

cliffs: Go fuck yourself, the story's hilarious and I'm about to head out the door anyway.
 
Cliffs: Guy answers mom on skype by accident while jacking it and is embarrassed.

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Yeah it just hit me that that isn't the most shameful thing ever by a longshot. I'd rather get caught wanking it over skype than have my mom walk into a room and physically see each other as I'm sitting there with an erect penis stroking it.
 
Yeah it just hit me that that isn't the most shameful thing ever by a longshot. I'd rather get caught wanking it over skype than have my mom walk into a room and physically see each other as I'm sitting there with an erect penis stroking it.

Alison paused outside her son's bedroom, her beautiful face spreading
into an amused smile as she listened to the soft moans and rhythmic
creaking sounds emanating from the other side of the door. Her son
Randy was beating his meat again. Actually his full name was
Randolph... after his grandfather, but everyone called him Randy, much
to Alison's amusement. A fitting name for a sixteen-year-old who spent
most of his time alone with his cock in his hand, she thought with a
smile. In the year since her husband had died, she'd heard Randy
jacking off with greater and greater frequency. Now, dressed in a
transparent, waist-length negligee, Alison had decided to help her
horny, frustrated young son become a man.

It was perfectly natural, Alison thought, that her only son should
enjoy the intense pleasure of his very first fuck with his own mother.
She looked down at herself, admiring the extreme voluptuousness of her
nearly naked body, the size of her large, firm tits and the dense
triangle of her dark-brown pussy fur. Her figure was extremely
curvaceous for a woman of her petite build, with full, perfectly formed
thighs and the kind of plump, round ass that men always wanted to pat
and pinch and stroke.

Her most impressive feature, Alison knew, was the size of her breasts.
She'd often caught Randy, or one of his young friends, admiring her
big, jiggling tits. It excited her to know that she could still turn on
teenage boys... especially her son. Alison often went around the house
without a bra, just to get a reaction. She invariably did. Right now,
her tits were completely visible through the transparent negligee. For
the first time, Randy would be able to see the stiff, crimson buds of
her nipples.

Alison was hoping it would make her son so awfully horny, he'd want to
stick his hard young cock into her pussy rather than beat off alone all
the time. She saw nothing wrong in her desire to fuck her own son. In
fact she got extremely aroused at the thought of feeling Randy's lips
sucking her stiff nipples, his hands on her ass as he rammed his
throbbing young teenage cock in and out of her cunt. Why shouldn't she
give him some relief, when her son was obviously so horny? Sometimes
she'd heard the bed springs squeaking five times in a single night.

"Oh, Randy," Alison said, in a gentle voice. She knocked lightly. "It's
me. Do you mind if I come in and talk to you for a minute?"

"Uh... yeah, sure." Randy's voice sounded rushed, and Alison pictured
him hastily pulling the sheets over his naked body. "Come on in, Mom!"

Alison stepped into his bedroom, smiling lovingly at the tall, slender,
red-faced youth sitting up in bed, supported by pillows bunched between
his shoulders and the head board. He was dark, like her, and the lamp
shining on the nightstand showed the lean musculature of his bare
torso. The sheets were around his waist, and Alison felt her pussy
begin to moisten as she saw the tenting bulge of an obvious hard-on
beneath the covers.

"Wh-what'd you want to talk to me about, Mom?" Randy said nervously.

Alison crossed the room, her tits jiggling seductively as she took a
seat beside him on the bed. Randy's eyes bulged as he saw his mother's
transparent negligee.

"About what you were just doing, honey," Alison said gently. She smiled
at her son, dropping her hand to lightly stroke the downy fur that had
just begun sprouting on his chest. "You were jacking off when I knocked
on the door, weren't you?"

Randy's blush grew much deeper. "How'd you know?"

"The bed springs squeak, honey," Alison smiled, bouncing up and down
gently. "But I guess you were too engrossed in what you were doing to
notice, right?"

She moved her hand down, stroking his stomach.

"Honey, I've heard you jacking off an awful lot recently. Are you
really that horny?"

"I g...guess so Mom," Randy mumbled.

"Mmm. I hope it doesn't embarrass you, darling. It's natural for a boy
your age to get a lot of hard-ons. Tell me, have you fucked a girl
yet?"

"No," Randy whispered.

"But you'd like to, wouldn't you, honey? That's what you think about
when you stroke your stiff cock, isn't it?"

Randy didn't answer. He was licking his lips, trembling lightly with
helpless lust as he ogled his mom's gorgeous body through the negligee.
Alison's pussy started throbbing as she watched her son's cock getting
even stiffer, throbbing powerfully under the sheets.

"Honey, why are you looking at Mommy's body like that?"

"I... I can't help it," Randy mumbled.

"Ummm." Alison looked at his jutting crotch. "Your cock looks like it's
about to punch a hole through the sheets, baby. Is my body making you
horny?"

Randy just gulped and nodded his head. Alison smiled at her son's
sudden shyness. It was very appealing. Grasping the sheets, she slowly
pulled them down to the foot of the bed.

"Mom! What are you doing?!" exclaimed Randy, but made no move to cover
himself as his tremendously large erection came into view.

Alison gasped at the sight of his naked cock. It was everything she had
expected, and more... incredibly huge and stiff, at least as long as
his father's had been, but much thicker. Her nipples tingled as she
gazed hungrily at her son's enormous prick, watching it jerk and pulse
over his flat, muscular stomach.

"Oooh, Randy, it looks like it's going to explode," Alison purred,
shamelessly wrapping her fingers around her son's prick. "Does that
feel good, honey?" she asked, as she started jacking his cock.

"Jesus, Mom!" Randy gasped.

"Please don't be ashamed, Randy. Mommy really wants to do this for
you." Alison jacked his prick faster. "Would you like to learn about
sex with your mom?"

"Y...yes!"

"All right, baby. Why don't I start out by showing you how good it
feels to have your cock sucked? Be a good boy, now, and sit up on the
edge of the bed."

Randy did as his mother asked, his huge prick throbbing wildly,
wiggling to the edge of the mattress. Alison eagerly knelt on the floor
facing him, her mouth watering as she confronted the jutting thickness
of his cock. Again she wrapped her fingers around his fucker, this time
she squeezed it very hard and pumped her fist up and down its length
from tip to base. Her pussy began to drool as she watched his spongy
cock-knob puff up in front of her, oozing out little, milky droplets of
pre-cum.

"Your cock is leaking," Alison purred. "You must be awfully horny,
darling. Mmmmmmmm! Oooh yeah, you really do need Mommy to suck your
prick for you, don't you?"

"Please! Oh, please, Mom..."

"Ohhh, Randy..."

Her words trailed off as Alison dropped her head, planting a wet kiss
on the flared tip of her son's throbbing erection. With a moan, she
thrust out her tongue, wantonly lapping up the sticky juice from his
cock-hole. It was delicious, salty-tasting and creamy at the same time.
She couldn't wait to get her lips around his gorgeous young pole... to
milk the full load out of her son's balls... to swallow and gulp down
his jizz as the hot cum fountained down her throat. Her cunt twitched
with wild, incestuous anticipation.

Alison let her lips part, sliding her mouth down onto the throbbing
stiffness of Randy's cock. She paused with a third of his big prick in
her mouth, her lips stretched to bursting around his surprisingly thick
cockshaft. Then the horny mom shut her eyes and puckered her cheeks,
eagerly sucking the blood-pounding length of her own son's cock.

"Uuuhhh, Mom!" Randy gazed down at her, shocked and excited by the
obscene spectacle of his own mother slurping hungrily on his prick.
"That feels so good, Mom! Unggghh! Oh, shit, it feels way better than
jacking off! Suck harder, Mom! My cock's so stiff!"

Alison sucked her son's prick extremely hard, as if she were physically
starved for the taste of his soon-to-be-squirting cum. Her cheeks
reddened with the wanton intensity of the blow-job, and she shut her
eyes more tightly, wanting to block out all thoughts unrelated to the
taste and feel of his wonderful fuckmeat.

She was sure this was her son's very first experience with cocksucking,
and she wanted to be sure it would be one he'd remember for many years
to come. Already Randy's vital personality and rugged good looks had
attracted a number of young girlfriends, but Alison doubted if any of
those teenage cock-teasers had sampled her son's big, stiff prick yet.
But it wouldn't be long, she thought, before he found one who would be
willing to go down on his pleasure-pole for him.

She really needed Randy to enjoy his first blow-job. Alison wanted him
to remember his mother as the best cocksucker of them all. She would
certainly be one of the most eager. During the years of their marriage,
she could count on one hand the nights she'd allowed her departed
husband to go to sleep without sucking at least one spewing load of cum
from his prick. Alison was determined to continue the tradition with
her eager young son.

Randy's prick was getting even stiffer now, pulsing violently on the
roof of her mouth. Any second now, her son was going to squirt his load
down her throat. Alison tightened her fingers around the base of his
prick, again jacking his glistening shaft hard and fast with her fist.
She bobbed her head in a shameless rhythm, eagerly fucking her face
with her son's stiff prick.

"Jesus, Mom! I'm gonna cum!" Randy gasped, wincing as his mother's
strong right fist flew up and down his cock, from the base to her
sucking lips. "Suck it, Mom... suck it hard! Uuuuuuuh, fuck! It's gonna
be a big one, Mom!"

Alison started sucking as hard as she could, slurping and gurgling
noisily, her wet mouth covering the top third of his cock with spit.
She pushed her left hand between his trembling thighs, and gently
squeezed and fondled her son's big hairy balls, encouraging the load of
spunk to come gushing out of his dilated cock-tip.

"Oh, Mom, I'm cumming now! Ahhhhh!"

Randy clutched is mother's head, curling his fingers in her wavy brown
hair. Alison whimpered in ecstasy as the hot spurts of cum started
shooting out of his throbbing cock, spewing and gushing in a torrent
down her throat.

Frantically the horny mother gulped and swallowed, the sounds of her
cocksucking growing even louder as she urgently consumed the creamy
tide of her son's delicious cum. The milky jizz spattered the inside of
her mouth, squirting rhythmically across her tongue. Alison clung
feverishly to Randy's jerking, spewing prick, refusing to let it out of
her mouth until she'd licked the last trace of her son's tasty sperm
from the tip.

"Ohh, God!" Randy panted dazedly. "Jesus, Mom, that was so good!"

Alison rose to her feet, shamelessly licking the cum from the corners
of her mouth. Her pussy burned as she looked at her son's prick. His
saliva-coated erection was still hard as a rock, as if he'd never cum
at all. It was more than stiff enough to slide up his mother's cunt.
Alison stripped off her negligee, tossing it to the floor, completely
exposing her incredibly sexy body to her son. Her big tits quivered
invitingly as she crawled onto the center of the bed, spreading her
legs and settling her asscheeks into a good humping position on the
mattress.

"Would you like to touch Mommy's body now, honey?" she purred,
wantonly. "Before I teach you how to fuck?"

Randy quickly turned toward her, stretching out beside his mother on
the bed. Alison shuddered with pleasure as he slid his hands up her
slender, girlishly-rounded belly, then filled his fingers with her
luscious tits. His fascination with her breasts was obvious as he
lewdly squeezed and milked the heavy globes, kneading them under his
palms.

"Go on, suck them, baby. Suck Mommy's tits!"

Randy lowered his head, opening his mouth wide to engulf one stiff,
crimson nipple. Hungrily he slurped his mother's rubbery teat into his
mouth, and Alison was reminded that this wasn't the first time her son
had sucked her nipples. As a baby he had done it hundreds, thousands of
times, sucking her warm creamy milk into his hungry mouth. But now,
sixteen years later, his suckling was doing things to her that it never
had as a nursing baby. She only she wished she had some milk for him to
suck up now.

Alison whimpered and started humping her ass off the bed, groaning as
her horny son ran his fingers through her dense brown pussy curls and
slipped two, stiff fingers into her creamy, clasping cunthole.

"Oh, my baby! Ooh, my sweet, sweet baby!" she cried. "Mommy's cunt is
so wet now, Randy! Please, honey... fuck your mother now! Hurry, baby!
Fuck my cunt!"

Randy took a moment to suck her second nipple, until the second areola
was also crinkled to total stiffness, covered with saliva and little
tooth marks. Then he released her quivering tits and crawled into
position between her legs. Alison quickly lifted her luscious legs high
in the air, spreading them wide-open, completely opening her tight,
wet, curly-haired pussy for the first eager thrust of her son's stiff
cock.

"Lean over me, Randy," she panted. "I'll help you put it in."

Randy did as his mother asked, placing his arms either side of her
shoulders to support the weight of his torso. His huge erection pulsed
over her lower belly, and Alison reached down, grasping his hard-on
with both hands. She bent it down until his fat cock-head nudged
between the pouting lips of her gaping pussy-slit.

"Push your hips down, Randy!"

Randy did as he was told immediately, his mouth opening wide in
pleasure his cock slid into a tight, wet cunthole for the very first
time.

"Uhhhhh, fuck! Mom, it feels so good!" he cried.

Clumsily he started humping on top of her, thrusting two, then three
inches of his long, hard prick up his mother's clinging cunt. She
stopped him when he had about four or five inches of throbbing man-meat
lodged inside her tightly-stretched twat. But there was still a good
deal more to go.

"Unggghhh! Oh, Randy! Oh, baby, it's so big!" Alison cried. "Take your
time, lover. We've got all night. That's right... that's better... oh,
Randy... ungghhhh! Oh, Randy, it's such a monster! It feels so good up
Mommy's cunt!"

Over half of his huge prick was buried in the syrupy sheath of his
mother's pussy now, and Randy could hardly believe how good it felt to
have a tight, hot cunt milking wetly around his prick. His humping
motions were smoother now as he worked on top of her, contracting his
ass cheeks, sliding his massive fuck-pole deeper and deeper into his
mother's tight cunt.

"Fuck me, Randy!" Alison squealed, growing hornier and hornier.
"Unggghh! Oh, please, baby, Mommy wants ALL of your cock!"

Randy pushed his hips down hard, sinking every inch of his rigid fuck-
pole into the juicy tightness of his mother's pussy. The giant cock
stuffed her cunt completely, his cock-knob reaching the depths of her
womb. Randy let his elbows bend. his chest now crushing his naked
mother's enormous tits. Eagerly he started humping his ass in a hard,
fast rhythm, pumping his hard young cock eagerly in and out of his
mom's hairy, clinging cunt.

"That's it, baby!" Alison gasped. "You're fucking me good now, lover!
Do you like the way it feels, Randy? Do you like the way Mommy's pussy
feels around your prick?"

"Oh, God yesssss!" Randy hissed, fucking faster and deeper. "It feels
fuckin' fantastic! Oh, Mom! I think I'm gonna cum again!"

Alison threw her arms and legs around him, locking her forearms
together around his neck, scissoring her ankles together across her
son's bobbing ass. Then the big-titted mom started humping her hips off
the bed in a frenzy of lust, ferociously fucking her pussy up at the
satisfying stiffness of her own son's pounding prick.

"Fuck your mother, Randy! Unh unh unh, fuck your mother's juicy pussy!
Harder, honey! God, I'm so hot for you! I love your big cock, Randy!
Oh, please, fuck the shit out of me! Mommy needs a good cum!"

Randy fucked his horny mother faster and faster, the headboard thumping
against the wall and the noisy bed springs squeaking louder than ever
under Alison's madly-humping ass. Suddenly, Alison felt her cunt
starting to spasm around her son's pistoning fuckrod. Randy's cock grew
even stiffer, milked hungrily by the tight, clinging sheath of his
mom's bucking pussy.

"Fuck it, Randy!" Alison gasped, her face contorting in a grimace of
pure lust. "Unngghhh! Harder, baby! Fuck that cunt as hard as you can!
Nnnngggg! Oh, fuck, oh, shit, I'm cumming! Fuck your mother, Randy!
Arrrrrhhh, Mommy's cuuummmiiinnnggg, babbyyyy!"

It was an intense orgasm, the like of which Alison had not experienced
for a long, long time. The pleasure coursing through her naked body
made her tight pussy-hole suck and contract reflexively around her
son's deeply impaling prick, her trembling hips buck uncontrollably off
the bed. Randy fucked his mother hard, slamming his prick to the hilt
in her spasming fuckhole until his own climax peaked and a torrent of
jizz squirted from the end of his twitching cock for the second time
tonight, this time deep up inside his mother's hot, clinging cunt.

"Oh, baby!" Alison cried, as she felt the milky cum spouting into her.
"Oh, yeah! Cum in me, Randy! Cum in Mommy's cunt! Uhhhhnnnngg!
Ahhhhhh!"

The sticky incestuous load gushed out of Randy's cock-tip, deluging his
mother's squirming pussy with fuck-cream. Alison eagerly kept humping
her ass beneath him, shuddering as she felt his jism oozing back out of
her hairy pussy-slit, puddling under her ass on the bed.

As the ecstasy began to fade from Alison's tingling body, the
importance of she'd just done began to sink in. She'd actually fucked
her own son... and loved every second of it! It was such an intensely
pleasurable experience, Alison knew that she would suck him off or let
him fuck her whenever his cock got stiff. She knew that a virile young
prick like Randy's was prone to frequent stiffness.. it was up to her,
as a mother, to give her son relief.

Alison sighed and settled back on the bed, feeling Randy's cock still
throbbing deep inside her tender fuck-hole. She thought of her best
friends, Monica and Kate, both of whom were single parents, both of
whom had sons just about Randy's age. The similarity in their lives was
one of the things that had made the three moms close.
 
My mom knocked on my door once while I was jerking it. (I was like 12 or 13).

You know what I did? I said, "I'll be out in a minute, Mom, I'm masturbating right now!"

True story.
 
oh shit i got caught once...

i was in my old apt. in norwalk
i was in my room, door closed watching scrambled porn..
i must have been like 12 or 13 or something, anyways... im smackin off to the scrambled porn... you know you could see a vagina every now and then clearly and i would just wack it so hard and fast at that moment of glory...
but my dad walked in one day.. and all i could do was covr my boner with my shirt... and i told him i was trying to find this... chanel.. uhh...

and he just gave me this look like he's never given me in his life... i will never forget it. and he closed the door..
 
On 1000 ways to die on Spike TV, they re-enacted this dude who was a porn addict. Would look at porn all the time, had a magazine folded in his back pocket. He was a mechanic type dude.

So one day he's filling a tire full of air out behind a warehouse all alone. Puts his foot on the air pump and fills up a huge tractor tire. He's looking at the porn mag, forgets about the tire, it explodes, kills him like a grenade.
 
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