(Man Etiquette) Bathroom Urinals

[Ramzes]

A bathroom has 6 urinals. You walk in a find only one guy taking a leak. Do you:

A. Give the guy some space and use a urinal a couple down.
B. Use a urinal right next to him.
C. Use the same one he's using.

Just wondering because I was the only person in the bathroom using the furthest urinal next to the wall, and this fellow walks in proceeds to use the one right next to me, wedging me between him and the wall. Now I didn't really care but thought it was odd that he would pick the one right next to me.

I'm an option A guy myself.

 

[Spxnge]

i lean over and spit in the one he's using

 

[Elvis Hitler]

D. Piss on his shoes

 

[TheVoiceOfReason]

Sink nearest the door, natch.

 

[Phyzx]

Its a power move, along wth creating conversation and making eye-contact. Beta's can't handle it in the least.

 

[SuicideSnowman]

a.

Anybody who does differently is probably a closet fag and wants to sneak a peek at your cock.

 

[veorx]

A is the only acceptable answer

 

[Bane Grievver]

The furthest one away, ideally next to a wall.

 

[fishbulb]

Stand behind him until he's done and use his.

 

[Vanster]

The ABC's of Manliness has covered this topic in detail.

 

[MadHatSam]

Option A, I hate any fuckwad that takes the urinal next to me when another is available.

 

[Odio]

Piss in the sink. Stop being a beta.

 

[Code4]

A is the only option.

 

[Texas Dragon]

The Urinal Game | Online Games

 

[Skipperlipicus]

you already failed by using the urinal closest to the wall. you need to use the one closest to the door.

 

[LordMelkor]

Urinal protocol vulnerability « xkcd

 

[ArakAtak]

If they are all empty I usually take one of the middle ones, It makes me more dominating. Most people who come in realise they are probably outgunned and generally pussy out and use one of the stalls to piss like a little girl. Even worse is when they use the tiny little kids one right down the other end.

 

[SuicideSnowman]

If they are all empty I usually take one of the middle ones, It makes me more dominating. Most people who come in realise they are probably outgunned and generally pussy out and use one of the stalls to piss like a little girl

Or they think you're a fag and don't want you staring at their cock.

 

[jonb]

piss on him and charge him for the golden shower

 

[def]

this topic is afn