Snapple said:me: if you bang me
me: i'll pay you
me: 100 bucks
me: ???
TOB: im not a slut
me: i know
me: but i'll pay you
TOB: let me think about it ok
TOB: ok
TOB: ill deff fuck u
TOB: cause i can use the money
Snapple said:me: fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk ME
me: can you do me a favor
me: hello
TOB: what
me: can you say
me: TW OWNS ME pls
TOB: what
brad said:Definately a good read.
But it was pushed a little too far, would have been better if you played along until sunday, then have her come back and be like "WTF"?
regardless A++
PeuswahBoy said:
My favorite undercurrent of this whole thing is:
1) Unprotected fucking - No Problem
2) P in the B - No Problem
3) Throatfuck - No Problem
4) Borderline Co-Worker Rapist - No Problem
5) Donkey Punch - No Problem
6) Accept money for sex - No Problem
7) "Let's get married" - WHOA, slow the fuck down, I'm not that kind of girl.