lol funny vw owner

1 night i was working late on my computer about 3 am these 2 guys came on foot and started jacking up my car. I COULD NOT BELIEVE IT. My dad wasnt home so i couldnt get into his safe to grab the gun. i dont know his code into the safe

haha

Its funny if you read the post in the voice that dude did from the "I stole from costo thread"
 
So I was retrieving a tennis ball that had fallen off the side of the road. As I bent down to get it, I heard something growl at me. In my haste to get the fuck away I tripped and cut my middle finger.

It doesn't hurt as much but stings when I put some soap and cold water on it. Problem is there's a bunch of little rocks in it.
 
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