A friend of mine has this crazy dinner plate attached to a stick that he hangs of his balcony. It pulls moving pictures right out of the sky! He told me he used something called a "cell phone", which lets him talk to people in heaven, to hire a wizard to install it. If you are brave enough to mess around with this kind of dark magic, then I suggest you take his lead. I asked him how much it cost, and he said it's about $50 a month, which I thought was strange because I always thought wizards only accepted payment in elven gold.
Anyways, good luck. You'll need it.