[ITT] I describe the txt sex I just had with a girl I'm seeing.

We should have a 'Obibun schtick Week'.

Every single poster on Tribalwar takes on this retarded persona. I think heads would explode from the 'coolness' exhibited.
 
Obibun said:
100% accurately recorded from my phone.

him (2:28am)
Was talking to caroline. Sorry. I was gonna send you a dirty message but then i decided otherwise

me (2:30am)
Send me a dirty message. ;)

him (2:32am)
Is a secret. Now im gonna think about you on top of me, between my legs, undoing my belt. Tugging on my pants... But i apologize.

me (2:33am)
And of course I'd have to be licking myself while my fingers got ahead of themselves and went down underneath your jeans..

me (2:36am)
Maybe just get them a little bit wet inside you as I start biting your ass.. ;)

him (2:38am)
Oh..

me (2:39am)
so i start doing you in the ass

me (2:39am)
And then..

me (2:40am)
you turn around and kiss me

him (2:41am)
WTF YOU FAG.
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fixed for accuracy
 
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