It's Friday. Tonight everyone gets laid @ Walmart

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http://money.cnn.com/2005/04/07/news/fortune500/walmart_dating/index.htm?section=cnn_topstories

Lookin' for a cheap date? Try Wal-Mart


The food, makeup, underwear is at "Everyday low prices" but a Wal-Mart "date" could be for free.

NEW YORK (CNN/Money) - Just when you thought you'd heard it all from the king of discount shopping, Wal-Mart is now pitching itself as the new dating hot spot -- with everyday low prices to boot.


In fact, the Bentonville, Ark.-based retailer's been playing Cupid to hundreds of lonely single German shoppers for well over a year now.


According to Amy Wyatt, spokeswoman for the retailer's international operations, Wal-Mart's been running its "Singles Shopping" campaign in all of its 91 stores in Germany.


Here's how its works.


On Friday nights, singles looking for romance, mindless flirting or just a new friend head over to their neighborhood Wal-Mart where they're given a big bright red bow to attach to their shopping cart or shopping basket.


Then it's up to the willing participants to approach one another and take it from there.


But if that's too intimidating, Wal-Mart has set up "flirting points" around the stores stacked with "romantic" merchandise, such as chocolates, wine and cheese, to help with that first awkward step.

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fuck yea.

i'm gonna walk around with cucumbers and wink at all the chicks (old women)







then maybe slip it in my mouth
 
That's not to say this isn't an excellent idea for any other country besides the U.S. We have American women, and while hot, a big wallet turns them on more than a big dick.
 
MolimOrion said:
That's not to say this isn't an excellent idea for any other country besides the U.S. We have American women, and while hot, a big wallet turns them on more than a big dick.
Yeah, but, WALMART!
 
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