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Conservapedia makes a great effort to attack and discredit Wikipedia. Yet Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales welcomes Conservapedia.
I also think it's comical that the religous right (see believing in an invisible man, a burning bush that talks, and a red sea) would accuse anyone of not knowing what 'facts' are.
I also think it's comical that the religous right (see believing in an invisible man, a burning bush that talks, and a red sea) would accuse anyone of not knowing what 'facts' are.
Moses in 2.
OBJECTIVE: Anti-Occult
AR 28, 2003: "ROCK CHIP REPAIR" SCAM
Dr. Troy Franklin, OBJECTIVE occult expert, has brought to our attention a disturbing new danger to weak-spirited Christians and unsaved persons that we feel needs to be reported.
As he tells it, while out at a local supermarket shopping for food for his cat, Dr. Franklin noticed one of those small tents advertising "Free Rock Chip Repair" that have been springing up in our nation's parking lots. Curious, he went to enquire about getting a ding in his windshield sealed, only to learn that the person manning the tent had other intentions, namely to try and recruit Dr. Franklin into a cult!
Fortunately, the good doctor has become quite immune to cultic recruiting ploys from his years studying their tactics, and thus he was able to extricate himself from the situation with his soul unharmed. However, those less skilled in their Faith -- and especially those of false faiths or no faith at all -- would have soon found themselves back at the cult headquarters doing all manner of unspeakable rites and blasphemies... or maybe even brainwashed into manning a tent of their own.
For the safety of your soul, do not be tempted by the lure of impulse rock chip repair from strangers in parking lots. It may say free, but it could cost you your soul! If you need your windshield fixed, go to a qualified Christian repair shop.
This can't be real.
Edit: Oh good, it IS a parody site. I was beginning to worry.
AR 28, 2003: "ROCK CHIP REPAIR" SCAM
Dr. Troy Franklin, OBJECTIVE occult expert, has brought to our attention a disturbing new danger to weak-spirited Christians and unsaved persons that we feel needs to be reported.
As he tells it, while out at a local supermarket shopping for food for his cat, Dr. Franklin noticed one of those small tents advertising "Free Rock Chip Repair" that have been springing up in our nation's parking lots. Curious, he went to enquire about getting a ding in his windshield sealed, only to learn that the person manning the tent had other intentions, namely to try and recruit Dr. Franklin into a cult!
Fortunately, the good doctor has become quite immune to cultic recruiting ploys from his years studying their tactics, and thus he was able to extricate himself from the situation with his soul unharmed. However, those less skilled in their Faith -- and especially those of false faiths or no faith at all -- would have soon found themselves back at the cult headquarters doing all manner of unspeakable rites and blasphemies... or maybe even brainwashed into manning a tent of their own.
For the safety of your soul, do not be tempted by the lure of impulse rock chip repair from strangers in parking lots. It may say free, but it could cost you your soul! If you need your windshield fixed, go to a qualified Christian repair shop.
This can't be real.
Edit: Oh good, it IS a parody site. I was beginning to worry.
This is why I dont go with any religon since they turn a short (BROAD) one line sentence and turn it into rock-solid facts...
If we went by a book on everything in life, we would have buildings collapsing from poor research and scientific studies, people dieing in the hospital from lack of medication and surgery because the doctors was reading passages out of the bible instead of operating and religious wars because 2 or more sides don't believe in the same thing.
If we went by a book on everything in life, we would have buildings collapsing from poor research and scientific studies, people dieing in the hospital from lack of medication and surgery because the doctors was reading passages out of the bible instead of operating and religious wars because 2 or more sides don't believe in the same thing.
wow
Answers in Genesis - Creation, Evolution, Christian Apologetics
This place has some serious answers
Answers in Genesis - Creation, Evolution, Christian Apologetics
This place has some serious answers
Edit: Oh good, it IS a parody site. I was beginning to worry.
I pretend it's real, anyway.
Read the short story about a dinosaur expedition.
KnightMare
Veteran X
nothing is impossible expect dinosaurs
I am expecting them. Lock & load boys.