I took one a couple days after thanksgiving that was fucking enormous and hurt like hell on the way out. I was sitting on the toilet pushing for at least 30 minutes before I could even get it started. It finally came out all in one piece, and when I looked down into the bowl and this thing was seriously at least 12" long and nearly as big around as my wrist. I had to admire it for a few minutes before I flushed it down. Then right after flushing, I was like "FUCK I should have took a pic and posted that on tw."