i'm addicted to heroin

im out of shampoo

but i dont want to run right out and buy a new bottle, because i know theres just enoiugh in there to make me think its all gone, but in reality theres plenty to last me another 2 weeks

and i cant just have a full bottle of shampoo sitting around

so i dont know what to do

i could just pour the rest of the nearly empty bottle down the drain but thatd be wasting

and waste not want not

wait a fucking second

if i wasted it, id want some more shampoo because id be entirely out

old people dont know shit
 
mmelmo:( said:
im out of shampoo

but i dont want to run right out and buy a new bottle, because i know theres just enoiugh in there to make me think its all gone, but in reality theres plenty to last me another 2 weeks

and i cant just have a full bottle of shampoo sitting around

so i dont know what to do

i could just pour the rest of the nearly empty bottle down the drain but thatd be wasting

and waste not want not

wait a fucking second

if i wasted it, id want some more shampoo because id be entirely out

old people dont know shit
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no i think you should dump the entire thing on your pubes and was hthem with it because htye will wbe clean and shit
 
turn the damn bottle up-side down you idiot!

leave it like that in the shower then everything is at the TOP of the bottle

YEAH MME YEAH
 
MeSlayer said:
turn the damn bottle up-side down you idiot!

leave it like that in the shower then everything is at the TOP of the bottle

YEAH MME YEAH
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you're probably a metrohomosexual

eyeah i made a new word you want to fight about it

ill take you
 
weaksauce

did you see what i did there/? i replaced apple with weak and made a simile

what the fuck is a simile?
 
i dont have womens clotheing but i will buy you something nikce at JC PEnny next time we go
 
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