Sijandi said:
this is such bullshit
but
just cause you have a thumbdick doesnt mean everyone does
Sijandi said:
this is such bullshit
but
mauvro said:ps you are 19, have sex with someone else you dont have the time or money for a bleeder
Sijandi said:yes because doubting the veracity of this story is an obvious attempt to conceal my concern with the size of my penis.
dumbass
JuggerNaught said:never had enough cock to make a girl bleed huh?
Sijandi said:Yeah that must be it.
Strangly enough I prefer intercourse too be enjoyable, if she doesn't bleed but enjoys the experience I am satisfied.
JuggerNaught said:so you're saying you have a small wenis?....i hear ya bro...i feel for ya..just cant quite reach ya.
Sijandi said:Actually I have, it was very disturbing experience and I really hope it never happens again, I wish it hadn't happened in the first place.
Now STFU you are drawing attention away from the delightful tale of misery and woe that is having a monster cock and azn girlfriend.
There is not a rofl smiley big enough for the emotions I am experiencing right now as a result of that post.K-Rex said:Ok, I just got this terrible but slightly humorous visual image...
I can just see Reggs freaking out with some 18 year old girl bleeding to death and crying her eyes out...
"don't worry honey, instead of the doctor I know people that will help!!"
(sobb, sobb) "ok honey" (sobb, sobb)
Now he's huddled over the computer while his girlfriend is on the ground just rocking back and forth quietly sobbing, going over her life and the future of it. This whole time upstairs is some old guy asleep under an afghan and on a couch with plastic covering. Across the room is a woman playing crossword puzzles with C-Span on the TV. Neither of them having a clue of what a terrrible situation is happening in the other room.
~~~~~~~~~~~~shoa
Reggs said:stfu Member!
JuggerNaught said:2 posts ago you inferred you didnt make them bleed..now suddenly your cock has grown 5 inches and you're leaving them with hamburger between thier legs...make up your mind stud..