[Hypothetical] would you hit a woman?

[Hudson]

On your way out of a crowded bar you get bumped from behind. You trip forward and bump into a random girl talking to a guy. She spills her beer, turns around and closed fist hits you.

Or you tell her sorry, she gets an attitude, the two of you go back and forth but end result is she closed fist hits you.

Do you...

Take it and leave.
Laugh and leave.
Slap her.
Closed fist hit her.
Beat the shit out of her.

What say teedub

 

[Water Demon]

Punch the person who bumped me.

 

[Benzer]

finger down throat, vomit in her hair.

 

[TheProvider]

laugh and leave probably

 

[Automatic Jack]

Slap her ass and tip her $5.

 

[Whoop]

rape

 

[Hudson]

Also two valid replies..

Person that bumped you was a drunk chick.
After vomiting she hits you again and again.

 

[Hudson]

rape

Him?

 

[Osiris]

Catch her fist and fucking headbutt that bitch.

 

[Whoop]

+rep

 

[Diablo Escobar]

Also two valid replies..

Person that bumped you was a drunk chick.
After vomiting she hits you again and again.

this is dumb

no i don't want to get arrested

 

[Benzer]

After vomiting she hits you again and again.

Look her square in the eye and say "Hit me baby. One more time."

Everyone will laugh and it will completely diffuse the situation.

Then kick her in the vagina and run.

 

[absent]

Fistfuck her without lube.

 

[Data]

I'm too alpha to get hit by bitches. My pimp hand is STRONG. I would slap the angry right out that bitch before she could even make a fist.

 

[Automatic Jack]

defuse

 

[Hudson]

this is dumb

no i don't want to get arrested

No cops.

Whole point is to see if you would hit a woman or not.

 

[Esteban_Villa]

take her fist and sit on it

 

[Diablo Escobar]

No cops.

Whole point is to see if you would hit a woman or not.

this is even dumber

the number of people i'd hit if the law didn't prevent me from doing it is staggering

 

[Scuzzle]

depends. if she's weak (99% of women), move her out of my way and leave. if she's going crazy, just shove her to the ground. if she is actually capable of causing some damage, fight her like a man.

 

[Hudson]

this is even dumber

the number of people i'd hit if the law didn't prevent me from doing it is staggering

Then gtfo. No worries.