How well do you wipe your ass when you poop right before showering?

[kharnal]

The fate of the world rests on your shoulders.

 

[FOURSTAR]

ofn

 

[NoFiX]

really good. i like to shove my fingers up my stink hole then smell the remains.

 

[GreyGhost]

just smear it around a bit

 

[BeLiaL]

are you a pickup artist master now or are you still really a fucking creepy pasty and nerd

based on this thread i'm gonna say not the pickup artist master

 

[Jim Beam]

I'm just happy when i shit before i shower

 

[NoFiX]

i love having shit spackle crack

 

[Tanj]

 

[mjoe]

i poop in the shower

problem solved

 

[Ddrakon]

didn't we have this thread two weeks ago

 

[Noodles]

yes

 

[Noot]

I don't shower and I shit in my pants.

 

[bam]

Who wipes their ass if they're stepping into the shower afterward?

 

[Zanthious]

who the hell takes a shit in the toilet if your going to be in the shower anyways?

 

[bam]

Some showers don't have open drains

 

[Noot]

Smash the shit with your feet.

 

[HaPpY]

i shit in the shower... trick here is to do it at the beginning so all the water can push it down. i made the mistake of doing it at the end once and had to make excuses to the girl all night for why it smells like shit (kept blaming the cat lol)

 

[naptown]

same

i usually shit in the shower as well

i replaced the tiny hole drain on my shower to a more open one so i dont have to spend 10 minutes stuffing shit down with my toes

its easier to shit standing up anyway

 

[Rilke]

Pre-emptive disregard?

Spoiler

When Donald Rumsfeld takes a shower

 

[Eggi]

not well