How to Stop a Douchebag...

lemon probably drives down sidewalks

Lemon kicked my puppy, then gave me dysentery, the pain was so bad I curled up into the fetal position for a week before a chopper arrived air lifted me to a hospital, but not before I was nearly shot down by surface gun fire and tomahawk missiles.

Now I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
 
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These are p good

AK47-dude flexing his rights of ancient Russian traffic law "right of ak47".

Someone should make a "thug life" mem of him.
 
Doesn't take balls of steel to do this. As if any one individual is going to start a brawl vs 12 dudes, or shoot someone with it all being filmed and in plain view of the entire traffic jam.

I cringed at end of ep. 12 video with the spokesman giving us a lecture about the dangers of driving on the sidewalk while pointing at his buddy who got hurt while he rolled off the hood of a car while he was trying to attach a sticker to the windshield.

"see! see! I told you it was dangerous for cars to drive on sidewalks!"
 
these guys are awesome, i know we have douche bag drivers here on tw who will probably whine.

I fight this fight myself everyday. I go out of my way to get in a douche bags way whenever I can do it safely.
 
these guys are awesome, i know we have douche bag drivers here on tw who will probably whine.

I fight this fight myself everyday. I go out of my way to get in a douche bags way whenever I can do it safely.
Me too, it feels good to provide disincentives to douchebaggery. Having said that welcome bak sponge lol irony name lol

Congrats on finding a public acess terminal, youve just reinserted yourself into my #1 hate on list, we're going to have a lot of fun :)
 
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