so this is a troll? if you get giggles out of looking like a moronic douche, objective achieved. but i don't buy it. it's not in your nature. this is just damage control is what it is. because like it or not, you still take shit seriously. you can't help it. now you're all "haha guys only kidding" because you lost control of the thread, and probably your mind as well.
and, as i have said umpteen million times, you can be funny and have fun without once again exploring the tired phenomenon that if you go out on the internet to deliberately make a lot of people angry, that a lot of people will get angry.
but i'm the crusty putz with no sense of humor. yep.