How the fuck did you do that in 99 when you started it like three weeks ago?
No offense, man, but I wouldn't trust you to consult me about what kind of keyboard to get.
Seriously, though. You're playing yourself up as knowledgable about something that you aren't. You're in no way shape or form a "consultant" with the kind of advice that you give and your level of knowledge, so unless you want to potentially be shoed into a consulting role and cost some poor sap millions of dollars if the planets are in the proper alignment, I wouldn't sell yourself as such.
They have protocol help desks?
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Was there like an NNTP and SMNP help desk?
What Unix?
Also, can you tell me what df does off the top of your head since you've used Unix?
Do you even know how to install software on a Unix system?
You worded that deceptively IMO. It sounds like you made some kind of tremendous achievement that would interest the CEO of the largest software company on Earth.
You played video games.
Didn't you once say that disabling the pagefile improves performance?
Didn't you ask what a Blackberry was last week?
Caveat: These are not programming languages. These are scripting languages. There's quite a difference.
Again, I'd completely disagree.
I think you're trying to sell yourself as something that you aren't. However, everybody else does it, which is why many qualified people have no jobs at the moment, so what's one more?
Good luck and all that.