Fail, exciting and new
Come Aboard. We're expecting you.
Fail, life's sweetest reward.
Let it flow, it floats back to you.
The Fail Boat soon will be making another run
The Fail Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.
Fail won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore.
Yes FAIL! It's FAIL!
Fail Boat soon will be making another run
The Fail Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.
Fail won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore.
It's Fail! It's FAIL! It's FAIL!
It's the Fail Boat-ah! It's the Fail Boat-ah!