The only way he can avoid getting picked up by the Men In Black now is for us to disprove his assertion that he saw flying saucers.
You obviously ate some bad food and saw some illuminated swamp gas coming out of your poop-sharing hole.
Then a rising Venus was reflected off Olivia Wilde's cheekbones, causing a dozen searchlight-like lightsources making ice crystals in the stratosphere produce those well-known mysterious, moving light patterns.
Or it could have been battleing Gundams.
Either way, not UFO's.
