hey animo, lets plan a trip to asia together.

the guy who cut me fucked up. its like a partial circumcision... i have some problems due to it, sometimes during rough sex my foreskin tears and takes a few weeks to heal up. luckily its never happened to me right in the middle of a sex trip, it has happened a few times towards the end of a trip though.

ouch, couldnt you get that completed? apparently its never too late to get one. but i only know about that from a seinfeld episode... or was it friends :shrug:
 
go to whatever country this is
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i could get circumcised again, but i don't want to chance them fucking me out of being able to orgasm properly... i've heard too many horror stories man.
 
i thought you hated me because im an americanized hispanic

also, i like your list of cities but we need to order them in a way to make the cheapest route
 
yeah i didn't order them well at all. i was just throwing out some places. i wanna take the long ass train in china.
 
I wish I was a rich and successful like Animo and fraggle so I could travel the world :(.

(even though Animo is only fake rich)
 
my scariest train ride was an overnight train from Beograd, Serbia with a change of trains in Timisoara, Romania and then finally to Cluj-Napoca, Transylvania, Romania

Real romanian gypsies were trying to steal shit from me, and kept asking me for euros, didn't get any sleep that night because they creeped me out


This is what i've come up with for an Asia Oceania trip

City,Region,Country -
VISA INFO
(TRANPORT COST "Airline(s)"/LAYOVERS)


1. PAPEETE, TAHITI, FRENCH POLYNESIA
1 MONTH NOT REQUIRED
($1434 "Frontier,Quantas"/DENVER-LAX)
2. BORA BORA, FRENCH POLYNESIA
(Boat 1700XPF $20USD)
3. SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA
3 MONTH AUS$20.00
($876 "AirCalin"/TONTOUTA, NEW CALEDONIA
4. DENPASAR/KUTA, BALI, INDONESIA
30 DAY PRE-VISA USD$25
($389 "Virgin"/BRISBANE)
5. JAKARTA, JAVA, INDONESIA
($152 "Garuda-Indonesia")
6. SINGAPORE, MALAYSIA
90 DAY PRE-VISA??
($105 "Lufthansa")
7. PHUKET, THAILAND
1 MONTH NOT REQUIRED
($383 "MalaysiaAirlines"/Kuala Lampur)
8. HAAD RIN, KO PHA NGAN, THAILAND (Bus)
9. BANGKOK, THAILAND
($104 "ThaiAirwaysUSA")
10 ANGKOR WAT, SIEM REAP, CAMBODIA
30 DAY PRE-VISA $25USD (bus)
11 MUMBAI, MAHARASHTRA, INDIA
6 MONTH MULTIPLE ENTRY $73 PRE-VISA
($311 "JetAirways"/Calcutta)
12 NEW DELHI, INDIA
($49 "Jetlite")
13 KATHMANDU,NEPAL
15 DAY $25, 30 DAY $40
($145 "JetAirways")
14 MOUNT EVEREST BASE CAMP
15 LLHASA, TIBET
(NEED CHINA PRE-VISA for RMB100 about $15)
16 HONG KONG, SPECIAL ADMINISTRATIVE REGION
90 DAY NOT REQUIRED
($678 "AirChina"/Chengdu)
17 SHANGHAI, CHINA
PRE-VISA $15
($562 "AirChina"/PEKING)
18 SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA
90 DAY NOT REQUIRED
($223 "ChinaSouthern")
19 TOKYO, JAPAN
90 DAY NOT REQUIRED
($301 "United")
20 BACK HOME
($2301 "Nortwest,Delta"/PORTLAND-SALT LAKE CITY)


12 Different Countries
8308 Miles to furthest distance MUMBAI, MAHARASHTRA, INDIA
TOTAL TRANSPORTATION COST = $8033
TOTAL COST OF VISAS = $130

yeah that took me about 3 hours to do, and was hard finding the estimated prices

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I even made a map showing the route
 
it's like around the world in 80 days

only not all the way around the world at all

and with hookers


so i guess it's not really all that similar
 
i'm not interested in bora bora or tahiti at all, and i'm not going to indonesia under any circumstances. check out airtreks.com for some cheap flight plans
 
Fraggle. Word of honest advice: drink only from reputable bottled water unless your intestines are made out of weapons grade titanium.

Don't say I didn't warn you.
 
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