[have a random] conspiracies!

mr_luc

Veteran X
Like many/most of my random-tagged threads, this one has no point and is only good for some severe time-wasting. Mostly, it's just random.

Occasionally, for the same reasons that people like to read pulp murder mysteries or books about feral children, I like to read some conspiracy-theory websites.

http://www.whale.to/

is great. I'm just blasting through this stuff. Unintentionally hilarious. Let me quote from one of their works:

Slavery and the Eight Veils said:
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The first veil: Ten percent of us will pierce the first veil and find the world of politics. We will vote, be active and have an opinion. Our opinions are shaped by the physical world around us; we have a tendency to accept that government officials, network media personalities and other “experts” are voices of authority. Ninety percent of the people in this group will live and die without having pierced the second veil.

The second veil: Ten percent of us will pierce the second veil to explore the world of history, the relationship between man and government and the meaning of self-government through constitutional and common law. Ninety percent of the people in this group will live and die without having pierced the third veil.

The third veil: Ten percent of us will pierce the third veil to find that the resources of the world, including people, are controlled by extremely wealthy and powerful families whose incorporated old world assets have, with modern extortion strategies, become the foundation upon which the world's economy is currently indebted. Ninety percent of the people in this group will live and die without having pierced the fourth veil.

The fourth veil: Ten percent of us will pierce the fourth veil to discover the Illuminati, Freemasonry and the other secret societies. These societies use symbols and perform ceremonies that perpetuate the generational transfers of arcane knowledge that is used to keep the ordinary people in political, economic and spiritual bondage to the oldest bloodlines on earth. Ninety percent of the people in this group will live and die without having pierced the fifth veil.

The fifth veil: Ten percent of us will pierce the fifth veil to learn that the secret societies are so far advanced technologically that time travel and interstellar communications have no boundaries and controlling the actions of people is what their members do as offhandedly as we tell our children when they must go to bed. Ninety percent of the people in this group will live and die without having pierced the sixth veil.

The sixth veil: Ten percent of us will pierce the sixth veil where the dragons and lizards and aliens we thought were the fictional monsters of childhood literature are real and are the controlling forces behind the secret societies. Ninety percent of the people in this group will live and die without piercing the seventh veil.

The seventh veil: I do not know what is behind the seventh veil. I think it is where your soul is evolved to the point you can exist on earth and be the man Ghandi was, or the woman Peace Pilgrim was-people so enlightened they brighten the world around them no matter what.

The eighth veil? Piercing the eighth veil probably reveals God and the pure energy that is the life force in all living things-which are, I think, one and the same.

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Adding to the irony, the harder a “sixth or better veiler” tries to explain what he is able to see to those who can't, the more insane he appears to them.
:rofl: :rofl:

Enjoy your random.
 
i have a big gash on my foot

should i put a bandaid on it before i sleep

or let it breathe over night
(it is 2 days old)
 
:rofl:
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http://www.warriormatrix.com/viewtopic.php?p=2007#2007

I went to the post office today and noticed they had some new stamps called Cloudscapes. I had to get them. Almost all of them are synthetic chemtrail produced "clouds". They even named them and described them on the back of the stamps! This irks me. It's bad enough to see chemtrails in the movies and commercials,etc. but this is some brazen BS. We all know they are teaching kids as well as meteorologists,etc. that chemtrails are normal and we've had them ever since we had planes in the air. Yeah right.
 
:lol: http://www.savethemales.ca/000683.html

Thanks For The Memories said:
O'Brien (born in 1957) says she serviced an array of politicians including the cocaine snorting Clintons (A Three-Way), Ronald Reagan, George H.W Bush, Dick Cheney, Pierre Trudeau, Brian Mulroney, Governors Lamar Alexander and Richard Thornburgh, Bill Bennett (author of The Book of Virtues), Senators Patrick Leahy, Robert Byrd (her handler) and Arlen Spector. Notable by their absence were Jimmy Carter and Richard Nixon. Taylor (born in 1951)slept with JFK and LBJ as a preteen and teenager.

When O'Brien's daughter Kelly was born in 1980, they often worked as a mother-daughter team. George H.W. Bush particularly liked Kelly. Cheney is not a pederast because his large genitals horrify children. (195)

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, what the FUCK. Holy shit this stuff is random. The illuminati -- seeking to control the world, using flouride and hysterectomies and radio towers and, oh, Cheney has a HUGE DICK.

Wtf :rofl:
 
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