[halloween] I need help picking a costume

[Savage]

So my boss decided to wait until today to tell me that I have to wear a costume to work on halloween. I have no idea what to wear.

Help me, tribalwardotcom. Only YOU can help me in path to rightousness.

 

[Toaster]

Go as Thor. Wear a metal helmet, an eyepatch, long hair, and carry a hammer.

 

[Special---K]

go as your boss

that one always goes over well

 

[poof]

go as your boss

that one always goes over well

 

[vivrant]

where all red
and be a used tampon

 

[Excel]

Bathrobe, jammies, and a towell - go as Arthur. Very easy.

 

[PoorDoggy]

Go as Katrina. Knock over the water cooler and throw shit everywhere, then leave.

 

[Eve]

You can get a bunch of "Hello, my name is" stickers, write different names on them, put them all over a shirt and be an identity crisis.

You could be white trash -- just punch some holes in a trashbag and wear it -- stuff with newspaper and staple fake trash to the outside.

Wear a nice suit/tie and a sign around your neck that says "I'm sorry" and go as a formal apology.

Wear a suit with a red tie and print up a couple of soul contracts to be Devil's Advocate.

Get a tinfoil hat and be a UFO conspiracist.

Wear pajamas and when someone asks what you are, say "sleepy".

 

[PinkTacos]

Go as Katrina. Knock over the water cooler and throw shit everywhere, then leave.

lol

 

[Requiem]

or write attention whore on your shirt and go as Fi

 

[prowler]

or write attention whore on your shirt and go as Fi

good game

 

[PinkTacos]

aww but then he needs to grow tits and hang a baby from them, and since its halloween its gotta be a dead baby.
Find a abortion clinic and go dumpster diving!

 

[blackpeople]

go to work as a placenta dawg

 

[Snake~eyes]

go as your boss

that one always goes over well

Winner

Go as Katrina. Knock over the water cooler and throw shit everywhere, then leave.

Shit even better...rofls

 

[Special---K]

Go as Katrina. Knock over the water cooler and throw shit everywhere, then leave.

that is fucking hilarious

 

[UgotME]

or write attention whore on your shirt and go as Fi

make sure there is a baby hangin off of one of your tits