This fellow redefined “mind-blowing sex” after he suffered a life-threatening stroke while repeatedly masturbating. Now, medical experts are saying he’s lucky he escaped the ultimate unhappy ending.
The unnamed “51-year-old right-handed man” from Japan admittedly enjoyed pleasuring himself several times a day, according to the new case study published in the medical Journal of Stroke and Cerebrovascular Diseases.
However, one explosive self-love session went awry when, after climaxing, the serial stroker was struck down by “thunderclap” headaches and severe vomiting.
Unnerved by the unsexy symptoms, the man rushed himself to Nagoya City University Hospital, where he was found to have low blood pressure and confusion — two telltale signs of a cerebrovascular accident, according to the medical case study.
Emergency medical technicians suspected he had a stroke while stroking — and a subsequent CT scan confirmed that the man had indeed suffered a subarachnoid hemorrhage (SAH), a potentially fatal type of stroke sparked by ruptured blood vessels in the space surrounding the brain.
The weather has been perfect.
I don't know what all the bitchin' is about.
Stomach to head high waves starting at ten and going till 2
Manzano and I the only ones out with light off-shore winds
trunks & shirt
wtf you all live?
**FAP IT AND DIE**
YOU ARE WARMING THE EARTH WITH ALL THAT FAPPING YOU FAPPITY FUCKS
'Right-handed man' almost masturbates to death: case study
"ZOMG!!! It was 118f in Siberia (pro-tip: it wasn't). The world is ending!! We need to tax working class white people to give to 100 corporations to subsidize the costs associated with those companies cutting their emissions! OMG!!! Look at all those selfish white people who are fighting us taking their money. Those corporations NEED it or the world will die!!!"It's hot, like the hottest summer Alaska, Siberia, are all on fire.
Trumpsters: yeah but voter fraud!
idk wat it will take 4 vanster to accept that ~climate change~ is basically wat happened 2 noah and those of us who want 2b cool w/ god like noah was all support climate change b/c sometimes the planet needs a bath
It was Methuselah who lived past 900, not Noah
will God save us?