[Girls] So I bought my girl a Louis Vuitton purse...

AkumA said:
This is very well put, I dont how you can really learn this. Its a combo of reading body language, and listening along with innate ability. You have it or you dont.
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The ultimate compliment for me afterward was something along the lines of "OMG... I just went somewhere else. I think I passed out for a second. That was SO intense." :)
 
Durak said:
This one to be exact, for her birthday:
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I just clicked that link... Jeez, you bought her a carrier for one of these:

Sybian.jpg
 
mjoe said:
?? not sure what a sybian is? you're missing out
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Hey,......I'm curious, did it have an wall plug connector or did you buy a hellava bunch of Duracell?

and,....do you recommend it ( for estatic pleasure)
to the rest of TW members?
;)

hahahahahahaha
 
Al'Muktar said:
you're still looking after your dad, dweas?

right on man, that would send anyone mad :f

you are a good son
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you have no idea how interesting it gets.
older folks for lack of something to do get fixated
on the most inconsequential things
and "they " keep on hour after hour after hour

2 bro's, 1 sis
they are too busy....they have family ( what they fuck is dad?)
however, when an emergency occurs

here they come to borrow money.

One time I finally got "Angie" totally Nekked
( thank God, she had just finished giving a blow job)
her ass was to the door and dad barges in
she got hysterical and said
Dad I don't have any clothes on ,we making the love!

SHIT! Angie got upset, Shit, that "tater tot titty bitch"
left me with a boner! Shit, Shit, and double Shit!


Aye tol dat "Ho"

yew shood have let him git ah gud luk
He wooda said ,,,HMMMMMM , I think we should keepa er roun
so's eye ken chek et out mo!
 
Dweasel said:
Hey,......I'm curious, did it have an wall plug connector or did you buy a hellava bunch of Duracell?

and,....do you recommend it ( for estatic pleasure)
to the rest of TW members?
;)

hahahahahahaha
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am I the only one that noticed he spoke correctly in this reply? Someone forgot to log out of their smurf before replying :D
 
Dweasel said:
you have no idea how interesting it gets.
older folks for lack of something to do get fixated
on the most inconsequential things
and "they " keep on hour after hour after hour

2 bro's, 1 sis
they are too busy....they have family ( what they fuck is dad?)
however, when an emergency occurs

here they come to borrow money.

One time I finally got "Angie" totally Nekked
( thank God, she had just finished giving a blow job)
her ass was to the door and dad barges in
she got hysterical and said
Dad I don't have any clothes on ,we making the love!

SHIT! Angie got upset, Shit, that "tater tot titty bitch"
left me with a boner! Shit, Shit, and double Shit!


Aye tol dat "Ho"

yew shood have let him git ah gud luk
He wooda said ,,,HMMMMMM , I think we should keepa er roun
so's eye ken chek et out mo!
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pedophile poetry is fucking awesome
 
Fuzzy said:
pedophile poetry is fucking awesome
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iz yo booty hol "fuzzy"?
cum ober I'll clear it up/out fer yew!

Fyi.....the gal at the corner store
told me she will turn 18 this dec.

she saw Angie with me at the store
Angie was gigling and holding on to me!

d nexta dey wen eye wem tu dee stor
baby doll shoved d perrchas ad mee anna thru d change atch me!

Hmmmmmmm, Aye thin she kares!
canna weight til Dec!

En D titty dept. she mak Angie luuk Titty starved!
Hopefully,,, in dec "Here cums Santa, down anudder chimney!

Hoo Hah!
How many o u mofo gonna du dat et ma age!



wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
 
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