fucking NAGIOS son of a BITCH fucking PLUGIN cocksucker gay dick riding faggot

[ReCurve]

make: *** [install-recursive] Error 1

wha!!!

 

[mustang_red_66]

In Soviet Russia, network monitors you!

 

[BadMoFo]

Im starting to think its this fucking beta copy of the software some of this shit has been really fucked up trying to install and make it work

 

[GoD-Chry]

stfu chry

<3

 

[cogzinofa]

nagios works fine at my office.

perhaps you just suck at teh computer.

 

[BadMoFo]

perhaps its a new beta version and you are a fucking douchebag


edit- chry

 

[cogzinofa]

actually it's probably just our administrator.

he's a surley russian.

 

[GoD-Chry]

btw, the real solution here is to:

DRINK CAN BEER
SMASH ON HEAD
FEEL BETTAR

Remember the three step process and all is good

 

[BadMoFo]

communists in your midst


GET A GUN

 

[cogzinofa]

he wears sandles every day...even if it's cold and raining outside.

 

[mrcheesy]

never liked nagios
for monitoring I use the 'System and Server Status' plugin for webmin

 

[BadMoFo]

Im gonna go with the stable release of nagios maybe that will help some (FUCKING PILE)

 

[Fubar]

go buy ca unicenter or hp openview.

p.s. do this with your own money since you can't get nagios working.

 

[cogzinofa]

usually if you want to use something in a production environment it's a good idea to use the stable release.

that's what I do, and it lets me sleep at night.

 

[BadMoFo]

its not really production, the box its on is a play box I have at my desk.


we'll see how it goes with the stable release

 

[nSpectre]

Anything special that this package does that Big Brother does not?

And when you're done beating your brains out upon it, here's a cool collection of tools...

http://www.windowsitpro.com/Article/ArticleID/44648/44648.html

 

[BadMoFo]

this is a unix tool

oh and btw.

the stable version compiled and fucking installed with no problems in like 15 minutes

 

[CMVDA]

I didn't even need to look at the author to know who made this post

 

[nSpectre]

this is a unix tool

So are those (regardless the name in the URL).

Good job getting it working

 

[cogzinofa]

stable releases usually do that.