Favorite quotes?

[SmokeDog]

What are your favorite quotes?

a few of mine:

If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit.

If you think you know what's going on, you're probably full of shit.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.

Drugs may be the road to nowhere but at least its the scenic route.

 

[GateCreeper]

C'mon ! stop trying to hit me and hit me ! :hitit2:

 

[blazore]

"This too, shall pass."

"Achieve Quality"

The last one is really my own, has thousands of different meanings behind it.

 

[FireStorm!]

C'mon ! stop trying to hit me and hit me ! :hitit2:

fuck

cant put my finger on what movie that is

 

[SmokeDog]

fuck

cant put my finger on what movie that is

matrix

 

[Gwaihir]

fuck

cant put my finger on what movie that is

matrix

 

[FireStorm!]

damn

of course

 

[Ceiling_Fan]

"Things fall apart, the center does not hold."

 

[[THE]Perrin]

I haven't been fucked like that since grade school

With a gun in your mouth, you only speak in vowels.

 

[Error|550]

"Statistics are like bikinis. They reveal what is enticing but conceal what is vital."
--Carl Hausman

"Thinking is the hardest work there is. Which is, perhaps, why so few engage in it."
--Henry Ford

 

[GateCreeper]

fuck

cant put my finger on what movie that is

You know shok but you don't know the matrix ?
Something went wrong there :rawr:

 

[[THE]Perrin]

 

[Rabid Poop]

fuck

cant put my finger on what movie that is

matrix

 

[GateCreeper]

Do you keep nakid pics of excel aswell ?

 

[preeko]

If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit.

pretty good tribalwar motto.

 

[NoodleMan]

I haven't been fucked like that since grade school

That wasn't originally in FC, it was "I want an abortion."
See deleted scenes on DVD.

 

[SmokeDog]

pretty good tribalwar motto.

Tribalwar.com: If you can`t dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit. Accepted!



on the same note

Tribalwar.com: No stupid questions, but a lot of inquisitive idiots. Accepted!

 

[veras]

That wasn't originally in FC, it was "I want an abortion."
See deleted scenes on DVD.

Try "Marla said she wanted to have Tyler's abortion." (iirc, from the book), then "I want to have your abortion." in the deleted scenes.

 

[Putrid]

Be afraid, be very afraid




that works well when guys try to hit on you in bars...



:bouncy:

 

[[THE]Perrin]

Do you keep nakid pics of excel aswell ?

If I found them as useful as I've found that quote.

I would.