Father's day is stupid.

OH.

My retarded ass just realized PennyStealth is (possibly) female.

This makes much more sense and means that she should shut the fuck up.

"I fuck deadbeats and then complain about it the rest of my life!"
 
i got my dad a 2 year subscription to wired magazine

simple, not fancy, but definitely thoughtful and long-lasting
 
OH.

My retarded ass just realized PennyStealth is (possibly) female.

This makes much more sense and means that she should shut the fuck up.

"I fuck deadbeats and then complain about it the rest of my life!"

.
 
i got my dad a cool shirt and a beer cozie

because he's rich and buys everything he wants. can't really compete with that.
 
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