Fatherhood leads to a drop in testosterone

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[Fuzzy]

dear god, please don't ever let me become like those two old partners in masturbation

 

[T-Dawg]

After you get divorced, your Ex wife is supposed to give your balls back to you. That is why your T levels go back up.

 

[RedMeat]

I can confirm that once you ditch their whore of a mother, the levels come rocketing back up again.

 

[Feannag]

That is the body's way of saying "GG your job is done, you have offspring so there's not need to keep making THIS STUFF 24/7..."

 

[Dweasel]

Looks like yet another deeply flawed study.

They should have included a control group of males that were single at 21 and then still single 5 years later but with severely disturbed sleep patterns. Because gee maybe the 'active parenting' is associated with sleep disturbances and poor quality sleep, two factors which have been shown time and again to lower testosterone.

This so-called research is simply a scam and propaganda, the conclusions were written before the 'data' was collected.

Let's hear Data's take on this.

He analyzes the shit out of things.

On my part I was still like there was no tomorrow.

 

[Flunky]

this study is true. my dick has almost completely retreated up into my groin and a dewy set of fresh pussy lips are forming.

 

[bam]

Having children is for suckers.

 

[[PoE]Anthem]

Recently it was noted that masturbation led to a drop in testosterone, and that not doing so for 7 days would see an increase in testosterone.

How the fuck did they test that? Recent double amputees?