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TW Drunks, can you decode the following message? 10mil isk to the first person that can tell me WTF Hani was trying to say, in proper, grammatically correct English. ;)

Haniblecter Teg > holiy shit imdisrruntiled
Haniblecter Teg > bought a keg, for most th peeps at this house
Haniblecter Teg > none chicked in, had to wolf y way through all this rain an dsleet, lost my wallet and phone
Haniblecter Teg > hod a hoirrlbe time. g/f had a bad one too, so I had a horrile one
Mandrake Knight > sobriety also
Haniblecter Teg > i don tcare what I lostr, sobriety too
Haniblecter Teg > just these niggers who thinmkl the beert comes fro nowheere
Haniblecter Teg > deer god <i> need beer</i>
Nerclid > You've probably had enough for one night, man
Haniblecter Teg > <i>noooooooooooooooooooo</i>
Haniblecter Teg > BEEN a ban night
Haniblecter Teg > need to kill shit
Haniblecter Teg > trust me, I need it to resusurect my ego
Nerclid > Get some sleep, you'll feel better tomorrow
 
He's disgruntled. He bought a keg for people at some house but nobody helped pay. He had to work his way through the rain and sleet with the keg i'm assuming. He lost his phone and wallet in the process. He and his girlfriend had a horrible time. He also lost his sobriety (aka drunk). He hate s it how other people don't pitch in for a keg because they think it just appears there for them. It was a bad night and he has to kill shit to feel better, which in hani's case is shooting people in low sec at gates.
 
Would you be surprised that I dont remember a damn thing about last night? Dont remember the conversation, nothing, driving home, nothing.

I couldnt even tell ya what I was saying.
 
Also he had a bad night, but his girlfriend had a bad night too. His gf having a bad night made his night go from bad to horrible.

I def. deserve at least 1mil ISK for that.
 
BobDlux said:
Noooo! You lost your phone! How do get a hold of you this week now? PM me your g/f's number.
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Didnt lose the pohne, wallet or keys. Just being drama head.


How the FUCK do you black out on keystone light? Im 280lbs and a heavy drinker...do you have ANY idea how much light beer it takes to get my that bad?
 
Keystone cause it's 55 dollars and light because at 22 cans, you want a light beer.

I have a chart that diagrams my pisses I take during the day/night, written on their garage wall. 19 that night! 5 hours or so.
 

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