Early morning hard on

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PsioniX

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Veteran X
gotta think him down gotta think him down

think about ugly girls
think about your aunt pearl

think about hammers and nails
think about going to jail
 
... you're doing it wrong. You cant tame it with gentle thoughts, you need to break its spirit. Sometimes twice.
 
I threw up on her cunt
threw up on her cunt

I was deep in her gash
then it was mash mash mash
 
Festering pussy hole I pump, pump, pump at you
Be kind leave me no disease
I lust till my days are gone
Festering pussy hole

Black juice from your ass covers my mouth and face
Penis, dick, cock, pussy, cum

I kick and punch and fuck bloody babies pussy
Eat my dick you ungrateful whore

Killing pussy eater at night in the full moon
Asshole fungus infected maggots, pussy, cock
I'll miss you
 
what ever happened to the old fashioned whore?
you wanted to fuck, she'd be at your front door
what ever happened to the old fashioned whore?
you wanted to fuck, she'd be at your front door

old fashioned whooooooooooorrrrrreee
come to my dooooooooorrrrrrrrrrr
 
back in the day i used to think about dead grandma's on a spaceship
not cause it was gross, cause dead grannies floating in space suits made me chuckle on the inside
 
I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen
And knock her upper during supper
Clutter up her butter gutter
Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong
While Dolly Madison proceded to ping my pong
Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches
And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious
Keep blowing my gum, cuz here I come
I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum
Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby
I was givin' some head to some french bread
It was a four course orgy on the spread of my bed
French kissin' french fries in my Fruit of the Looms
I get deeper penetration with a fork and a spoon
I got yogurt meat loaf smeared all over my ass
I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas
Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans
Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans
Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled
With Big Mac he'll fuck it like a Chicken McNugget
Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose
He's gonna give her a boost with that Kentucky fried juice
Sooper doop poop scoop, loop de loop, chicken coop
Shoot some hoop, top sirloin from the groin
Topped with dick cheese, sneeze, wheeze,
From the skeez disease, wooi!
Take a dump, baby, squirt some gravy
Pour some sugar on me, honey, make it brown & runny
Give a little Flavor Flav, back from the grave
Gonna burn some toast, pump some humpin' rump roast
Knick knack paddywhack, jump in the sack, in fact
Jerk the smack and crack Jack from the back
Bananarama or ramabanana
Fuckin' Barry Manilow on the Copa Cabana
Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna
You gotta syphon the spinach, you gotta cream the corn
Sperm scrambles the eggs and a meal is born
Cookin' like a beginner, but I'm goin' up in her
I had Fritos for lunch I'm havin' bush for dinner
Chef Boyardee and the Three Muskateers
Shove Charleston Chews in their rears like queers
Holy moly, guacamole! said my Chips Ahoy
I'm gonna pinch a ravioli on the Pillsbury dough boy
Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a boner, baby
We came to pottie...we came to pottie down your throat
 
Early morning hard ons suck when you fall out of bed and land on them. Felt like I cracked the fucking thing in half. :(
 
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