drowning cats record

[noah1212]

my current record is 14 right now. The rules are that u take a grocery bag and stuff as many cats as u can in it.

tips:
1.break their legs so that they cant swim if they escape the bag remember if they get out it dosent count.

2. use kittens. They are smaller more petite and when you have to push it off the dock it dosent weigh as much as 14 10 pound cats.

 

[Bad_CRC]

k

 

[SuicideSnowman]

This is an edgy thread that nobody has thought of before.

 

[Gallium]

thread may contain sharp edges

 

[Baby Bew]

use caution when handling thread

 

[Mantua]

this is why members don't make threads. I've actually had to kill kittens when i worked on a chicken farm. we just stepped on their heads.

 

[FngrBANG]

I prefer the dumb look that puppies have when you kick them off of the dock

 

[mjoe]

no you're supposed to put them on the boat.

 

[Tantric Rex]

Who the fuck kills cats that way? You kill cats the same way you kill snakes. You grab them by the head and snap really hard. duh

 

[Amadeus]

How can you measure time if all you have is a cat?

Spoiler

Grab it by the tail and spin it above your head for half an hour, and that's exactly 30 minutes

 

[Golgac]

Do not try and kill the cat. That is impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.

 

[Bad_CRC]

 

[noah1212]

haha that video was good

 

[Amadeus]

at all the women tied to the traintracks

 

[UID=35395]

I had a friend who killed a kitten by putting it in the microwave.

 

[Hurricane Harold]

Greatest cartoon of all time. This has been scientifically proven.

 

[noah1212]

I had a friend who killed a kitten by putting it in the microwave.

i had a freind who slayed a dragon and then faught gilzeiux vackhausus to the edge of glactorixopia and slayed him with a double edged fire sword of truth