dentist....

[Uncle Silas]

countdown until I bite my tongue off, about 20 minutes.

I've already drooled on my shirt once.

 

[gumb0 juan]

Fuck them bitches that poke you backs really hard with that fucking poker! FUCK the Bitches with the poker!

 

[Uncle Silas]

the assistant hit the nerve on both sides of my jaw. It felt like a huge electric shock from the tip of my tongue to the back of my head, hurt like a brotherfucker...

 

[Uncle Silas]

If I didn't have visual proof (mirror) I could easily believe that my jaw didn't exist right now.

I have no idea if my mouth is open or closed.

 

[Stilgar]

I had a dentist pop an abscess without any novacaine.
Until he gave me a shot of demerol I wouldn't get out of his chair.
Fuck teeth.

 

[Uncle Silas]

jesus....

I just took 4 ibu's and managed to get water all over myself. But the pills are down!

 

[Reggs]

I am very distrusing of dentists.

 

[Uncle Silas]

I told the guy to just fill anything that looked like a cavity, or might even become one. He gave me 5 fillings.

 

[Funky]

you have shitty teeth, do you not brush?

 

[Reggs]

Cavities are genetic. They cant take DNA samples from babies and estimate with great accuracy how many cavities they will have eventually.

 

[Uncle Silas]

you have shitty teeth, do you not brush?

No, I had 1 cavity and 4 things that might have been cavities. I told him I may not have insurance for long so do it all!

 

[Finski]

I had a cavity once. But it was in a baby tooth and it fell out.

 

[Gon]

Cavities are genetic. They cant take DNA samples from babies and estimate with great accuracy how many cavities they will have eventually.

uh

 

[Uncle Silas]

I'm getting feeling back in my jaw...kind of wishign it was numb again......ouch.

 

[Amadeus]

 

[Uncle Silas]

yep...that's the one, except he's hotter than me.

 

[buize]

d

 

[Tribalbob]

i dont really take good care of my teeth and have never had a cavity

i took really terrible care of my teeth for the longest time, and although I have more than a few dental problems, i've only ever had 1 cavity.

 

[Reggs]

uh

Seriously, it was on NPR.

 

[Surge]

the assistant hit the nerve on both sides of my jaw. It felt like a huge electric shock from the tip of my tongue to the back of my head, hurt like a brotherfucker...

happened to me too, scared the shit out of me