Dear Mandarb

[Excel]

... fucking stop it. This is the third of your wolf spider minions i've had to kill in my bathtub, and I will be billing you for the cost of the individual paper towels used in self defense.

 

[Baby Bew]

Self defense?

Or drying the urine puddle you left on the bathroom floor?

 

[Excel]

I pee before I shower, so I was luckilly empty when the shrill woman-like screams began.

 

[Highfive]

Next time try to catch it in your mouth.

 

[mandarb]

Mwuhahaha!

Indeed.

 

[Excel]

Next time try to catch it in your mouth.

just because you can catch man-shot doesnt mean I can catch a spider.