dead hooker

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noah1212

Veteran XV
picture this:

you wake up in a place you have never been before (hotel someone elses house etc...) and you go to the bathroom directly across from your room. when you enter the bathroom you find a naked girl bleeding from her head with her head in the toilet. you naturally asume that this is a hooker and you here sirens coming down the street.

what do you do?
 
sniff the asshole, jump out the window, and then go on TW and correct the faggot who made the threads' grammar.
 
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I would begin to breathe really fast so that I might increase my oxygen in order to be as efficient as possible
 
Figure out what I touched and wipe it off closing the doors. Get dressed and walk out pretending to be dazed in case the sirens are for me, if not keep walking away.

If questioned: I woke up, assumed I had a one night stand and left. Bathroom? What bathroom? Is that where my lawyer is?
 
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