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i do have have one
i don't know exactly how old i was, probably like 7
my mom took me to her best friends house and i was in the backyard jumping on the trampoline while they were chatting
anyhow, i had to shit. but for some reason, instead of going to her bathroom, i decided to drop my drawers and take a dump on the steps of her back porch, right by her door
i don't remember what i wiped my butt with, probably a leaf...maybe nothing
anyhow, i'm back jumping on the trampoline and my mom comes out to get me and is like "janice i didn't know you had a dog"
and janice is like "i don't"
i do have have one
i don't know exactly how old i was, probably like 7
my mom took me to her best friends house and i was in the backyard jumping on the trampoline while they were chatting
anyhow, i had to shit. but for some reason, instead of going to her bathroom, i decided to drop my drawers and take a dump on the steps of her back porch, right by her door
i don't remember what i wiped my butt with, probably a leaf...maybe nothing
anyhow, i'm back jumping on the trampoline and my mom comes out to get me and is like "janice i didn't know you had a dog"
and janice is like "i don't"