Cheap valentine gift time

[MadeInJapan]

this Overstock.com: Freshwater Cultured Pearl Strand and Bracelet Set (5-6mm/18in/7in) : Jewelry
or this Overstock.com: 14-kt. Cultured Freshwater Pearl Strands (3.5-4 mm/18-in.) : Jewelry

 

[Luckenbach]

My girl wants a REAL pearl necklace....you know, the kind that comes from my balls.

 

[Stilgar]

My girl wants a REAL pearl necklace....you know, the kind that comes from my balls.

Butt pearls, you asshole.

 

[SureShot]

luckily my gf doesn't like to celebrate Valentine's so I'm off the hook. Prolly still get her something clever though.

 

[Luckenbach]

I see what you did thar

 

[Stilgar]

Does that tag say meber?

 

[Metropolis]

Dick in a Box.


Cant get any cheaper then that.

 

[link_]

when a girl says "lets not get each other anything" it means "i don't want to buy you anything, but you should surprise me with something"

 

[Luckenbach]

when a girl says "lets not get each other anything" it means "i don't want to buy you anything, but you should surprise me with something"

It means you are not her boyfriend.

 

[Fonzie]

when a girl says "lets not get each other anything" it means "i don't want to buy you anything, but you should surprise me with something"

This is so right.

 

[MadeInJapan]

So pick one you asexual faggots.

 

[Fonzie]

Didn't know we were supposed to pick.

1st one.

 

[liar2]

luckily my gf doesn't like to celebrate Valentine's so I'm off the hook. Prolly still get her something clever though.

You best make her celebrate steak and bj day though

 

[CelticMojo]

pink construction paper and crayons will do the trick.