[BREAKING] Twitter Email

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This just popped up in my email inbox from Twitter:

 

[samUwell]

wut?

 

[lemon]

lol ur a twitterer

 

[blackpeople]

reeeeeeeeee

 

[Smiling Canadian]

and the sheep lose their minds over some more nonsense...

 

[bowl of blood]

when i subscribed to twitter they just sent me a diaper in the mail

 

[Plasmatic]

So they got this feller down at the bowling alley? He gets up on the tribalwar an' shits his britches.
What fer?
I don't know. But he gets up there and then starts loadin' his britches up like it's goin' out of style. [sniffs] It's like some kind of britches holocaust.