Dieselboy - Pompous, over confident, defensive, and short. Amazing dj, asshole of a person. I've been pulled off of the guy twice now, distant history.
Junkie XL - I've got nothing.
RITM - HEYGUYSICANGRINDMYCROTCHWITHSAWSBECAUSEICANTWRITEMUSIC
Crystal Method - Same as above, just with an overdose of nerdery and a cribbed page from underworld hiding behind kit.
PvD - Fuck off and die. I hate trance, but even more than trance I fucking loathe "PvD" and "Oakie." Fucking happy go lucky coat-tailing no talent hacks.
PO - I've got nothing.
UNderworld - Adoration.
Timo Maas - Adoration.
Sasha - Adoration, believe it or not. Stellar guy, twisted sense of humor, and a fuck off talented dj to boot. He came in for one of our gigs on an hour or two of sleep in the last 4 days, carrying an advil bottle of horsepill speed. He spun for almost 9 hours that night, seamless, on 3 decks. Hate trance or not, the guy was born with a tech 12 up his ass.
John Digweed - Digweed? Seriously. Fuck. Ass. Bottom line.
Pete Tong - HAY CHEESETRANCE WORKS IN THE UK AMERICA WILL LOVE IT.
Goldie - Maybe my gold teeth will redeem me from the fact that I wasn't even around when drum and bass was born.
Keoki - ... He passed out ON a turntable the last set I saw from him.
Tiesto - DOOT DOOT DOOT BWEEEEEPPPPP EPICEPICEPIC nancy trance.
Rap - My career in drum and bass was cut short by woefully misguided belief that I had any talent at all and might reach pop star status. Even my absolutely slamming rack can't save me now.
Icey - We had a running joke about this cat. We'd book him for the pull his name would draw on the flyer, but we'd all go watch the main room when he went on. Guy could clear a floor faster than Merzbow.
Uberzone - Talent, fine.
Bad Boy Bill - We spent over 2 hours finding the MAX GAIN possible on his mic before his set so he could mindlessly prattle on BAD BOOOYYY BILLLLLL while hack jobbing shitty house vinyl.
Roni Size - Had a lot of promise, Reprazent era, but got really misguided for a while (Breakbeat Era, etc). Lately has shown some of the older rugged roots. Talking shit about Roni Size for me is like pooping on bibles though.